Mother Superior was very strict and could get very angry, so the two nuns who approached her after Vespers were almost shaking with fear.
They stood in front of her barely able to speak, but one of them blurted out, “Mother Superior! We’ve discovered a case of gonorrhoea in the convent!”
Mother Superior instantly relaxed and smiled a huge smile. “Thank God,” she said, “I was getting so tired of the Chablis!”