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I doubt it, the trip was just a Japanese jolly, their department hadn't used up all its budget.

It's enough to turn one off smoking.

and they need to be, too many pounds per sq inch

Look at his picture, could a man like that tell porkies?

Oooops, tourist numbers from the state of Xi falling again.

No, the diaper man, old stinky.

No, America will be doomed, the mafia will rule but perhaps America deserves this fate and they will turn to their beginnings again, sometimes disasters are needed for a cleansing.

'Stinky' goes to prison, 'where am I' goes to the care home

I'm not American, like most Europeans I look at what is happening in America with dismay and at Trump with disgust. Are these two candidates the best that the USA can do? One belongs in a care home and the other in prison.

Trump isn't well read. He lacks in eloquence, sharp wit, humour and charisma but worst of all he lacks class.

Let us be kind, they are both geriatrics bordering on dementia and the orange one is insane, apparently its the best America can offer.

I'm quite surprised by the low IQ in Iowa.

Pragmatic to the end. What he is saying is, "dear elites, don't put a spanner in the works for my freedom"

The gravity of the situation was immediately apparent to him.

A bit dangerous, if the women were British he may have got a kick in the nuts for his trouble.

Sounds like a sensible man, he's already showing symptoms of shell shock before going to the front lines so he won't be dying on the battle field like the thousands of morons from both sides, way to go, leave the fighting for the 'heroes', life is certainly better with both legs still attached, who needs to suffer in poverty on a disability pension with the hypocritical thanks of the motherland ringing in your ears.

The cheque is in the post.

It was a play on the sentence, 'used in natural disasters'. The propensity for Americans to sue is why liability insurance costs for doctors is so high which is passed on to patients, you're all litigation crazy.

A bridge to far.

An emergency bridge vehicle caused a natural disaster. Apart from that it was a nice day out spiced up with a bit of drama.

Accuracy is the priority of the firing squad.

Here, have an orange, you'll feel better.

Heart valve disease is a good one, can't see anything from the outside, just have to look a little weak and whisper, "I'm not long in this world (prison).

No it's the swooping that does it. The policeman on the right seems to have pi$$ed himself.

'One night in Bangkok' but he got his kicks above the waist line....honey.