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  1. Gandtee
    Do any passengers and drives wear seat belts? Yeah. I know. A stupid question.
  2. Gandtee
    TB carrier pigeons?😉
  3. Gandtee
    It won't hang around. It's the Road Runner. It goes, Beep!, beep!
  4. Gandtee
    It's a Hoopoo. The sound is a repetitious poop, poop. It's aerating your lawn.
  5. Gandtee
    If I tell you I will have to kill you.😉
  6. Gandtee
    How do you abort after the birth?
  7. Gandtee
    Does he seek closure?
  8. Gandtee
    She said "The stupid little bastard missed. A complete waste of money." It's a joke. For those lacking a sense of humour.😉
  9. Gandtee
    The jarring verdict hinged on the evidence.😉
  10. Gandtee
    Nah. Bannister. A cohort of Ray Ling. The Chinese fence.
  11. Gandtee
    What is scary is that his followers will believe anything he says. But maybe after this performance, they will see the light.
  12. Gandtee
    A bit over the top CANGROPE?😉
  13. Gandtee
    "Don't tell them, Pike!"
  14. Gandtee
    I've reached the age of nearly 91 despite the medical profession's best efforts.😉
  15. Gandtee
    Still name calling like a preteenager. Grow up.
  16. Gandtee
    That explains why I don't know who he is and don't care. I haven't watched a Bond film since Sean Connery bailed out.
  17. Gandtee
    But why does he run away from home?
  18. Gandtee
    Jawohl! Sieg heil.🫢 The man is a looney. Like the fuhrer was and who would have had him exterminated.
  19. Gandtee
    I remember an old friend many years ago, telling me about his son's marriage. He said, "They've been married three weeks. They should be on farting terms by now."😉
  20. Gandtee
    I was until I read the headings of your latest posts.😦
  21. Gandtee
    In my earlier years I boxed and wrestled. Now at nearly 91 I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag after throwing the first couple of punches. But then I don't go anywhere where I'm likely to be attacked. The wife can be a bit threatening at times though. But as she is 75 I think I can handle her.😉
  22. Gandtee
    Yes. The days in England when the threat of Borstal for 'Attitude Adjustment' and the birch were a bit off-putting for youngsters.😉
  23. Gandtee
    I twigged your humour.😉
  24. Gandtee
    I am talking about over seventy years ago when political correctness was unknown except in politicians.
  25. Gandtee
    So the Burmese man is stealing a job that a Thai should be doing. Like giving favours and special treatment for a price in prison. The number one convict didn't have a chance to avail himself of the benefits offered.😉

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