Gandtee

You can't beat a crumpet and a muffin after a bit of Roly Poly. Spotted Dick is not to be sniffed at either.😉

With your reputation who would take notice of your opinion?

Perhaps throwing tomato soup over their tattoos would have made more sense. Who in their right mind would have a picture of a TV set tattooed on them? Or anything else come to that?

So a tricycle.😉

I agree with your first sentence. I've found that they have no respect for items you allow them to use. I allow my Thai kids to use my tools. Some I've had since I started work as a boy in 1948. It's a never-ending battle trying to get them to look after them and put them back where they got them from. Not only tools. Anything! Or at 90, am I just a grumpy old man?. Maybe I should take the advice given to the British Colonial Ladies. 'When being raped. Lay back and think of England.' You're b******d anyway.😉

I don't drink excessively. I drink every day, religiously.😉

Smoke gets in your eyes.😉

A cat burglar?

Good job I did mine on Monday and got it on Tuesday. Always a good fast service. It is a pity there is no way to do Retirement visa renewals online. One day maybe? But not in my lifetime.

Sorry. I can't find it again. I caught the end of it. It was just a short clip. He was talking about his friend who said his heart would always be in Ireland. Biden said " My heart will always be in Delaware. Goodbye." He left in tears.

I've just seen the news., if it's true. Joe Biden is stepping down. The right decision, sir. Retire gracefully and enjoy your remaining years without the continuous worry of politics. I wish you well. I hope your successor, whoever that is, lives up to the job.

Cyanide? I thought that cyanide poisoning was excruciatingly painful and death was almost immediate. How come all the cups were empty? Did they perform a toast and so drank together at the same time?

Police are looking for fingerprints. R.I.P.

What a load of tosh. The only thing missing is the Best Before date and Expiry date.

Never. But for an hour in the afternoon maybe.

Tiger, tiger burning bright. In the forest of the night. Oh, what mortal hand or eye could frame thy perfect symmetry?

I would suggest changing your medication. You have a problem.😉

I've heard ducks fart before.😀

A hundred yards away? Come on. There were security snipers on high points. How comes they didn't spot a man climbing onto a roof just over a hundred yards away?

A figure of speech, surely. I've found that some Americans I've had conversations with take what one says literally. That is dangerous when talking to us Brits.

Most Civilian Brits would not know how to fire a gun. We leave that to the military😉

Nah. She sucks.😉

I didn't vote for you.😉

If you were a visitor or lodger in someone's house would you not expect to observe and adhere to the house rules, however irksome they appear to be? Chillout, as the saying goes.