Gandtee

I'm English and use the English language. Not the American bastardised version. bless your cotton sox. Sorry, socks.😉

The same people that eat foie gras and shark fin soup.😉

You missed the ship loads of convicts from England.😉

Ratukore Jones Agamom? That's a fair dinkum Ozzy name. Don't come the raw prawn over here Blue. Looks like you've got a touch of the Taffy in there with Jones? With all that bling I thought you were a passenger on Pricilla. Queen on the Desert.

Bob, "Mum, I'm going." Mum, "OK, Bob." Bob, "Mum, I said I'm going." Mum, "I heard you." Bob, "But Mum, I said I'm going." Mum, "Well bugger off and don't come back!". Bob, "I don't think I will now."😉

Do you mean on how to start a sentence with a capital letter? Now things are really getting petty.😀

Perhaps you should Skipalong and get a course in recognising sarcasm. But there. Many don't.🤧

Thai woman attacks wheelchair bound Thai grandmother damaging her eye. Goodness gracious! How atrocious! So what? Now if the attacker was Swiss.......😉

What was the question?

What does the picture of a cops lanyard and pips have to do with the story?

A very droll roll.

Sarcasm intended for those bereft of the understanding of it.😉

If someone shops him he won't have leg to stand on.😉

How dare mention that they are bald. Hirsute deprived is the modern term. I've seen more hair on a billiard ball. 15 miles apart. I reckon their dad had a bike.😉

Ah. Anutin is on a roll. This one being Swiss. Dirty foreigners.

Not many Mambas, black or otherwise in Thailand.

Living in Thailand perhaps it would be better to google what you consider a threat to you and not wait until it happens and then do something unnecessary. Like bumping off the Postman because he looked like a threat. Joking aside. I was like you when I first came to Thailand.. I then bought a book on snakes and learnt how to respect them.

Really?

He said"Who wants to live in a country where more and more people look like Middle East terrorists."😉

As an ex receptionist I would expect im to speak very good English. But what do I know? You know wot I mean bro, innit?😉

Do the god botherers wear their caps when saying grace at the meal table or in church?

My thoughts'.

Do they? How do you know?

Can someone enlighten me as to why Americans wear their hats indoors? Do they wear them in bed?

Roger the cabin boy? Nah.😉