Gandtee

Yes. The days in England when the threat of Borstal for 'Attitude Adjustment' and the birch were a bit off-putting for youngsters.😉

I twigged your humour.😉

I am talking about over seventy years ago when political correctness was unknown except in politicians.

So the Burmese man is stealing a job that a Thai should be doing. Like giving favours and special treatment for a price in prison. The number one convict didn't have a chance to avail himself of the benefits offered.😉

I'm pushing 91. I used to do my morning walks, wearing a shirt, at 5am. But due to close encounters with snakes in the dark, the legless ones, I now go out at 6am when it is light. Maybe wearing a shirt, as advised by some posters has protected me from being attacked by legless snakes.😉

Then the rest of his squad come back the next night and seek retribution. That's the way it was when I was in the Kate Carney.😉

Perhaps you should watch 'A Prayer Before Dawn.'

That's a puddle.

Unless you are fiddling money in the bank of course.

Don't slam the door on your way out. It would seem your Koh Chang party went down the tubes, as there has been no trumpet blowing from you. What are you coming back to AN as?🙂

It's Bow Street for you my lad! Oh. Sorry. The Bangkok Hilton. Plenty of injections in there. Especially meat, so I've heard.😉

They could go in for a spit and polish. Or a rub down with an oily rag.😉

'I fart in your general direction' Monty Python.

Famous last words!

We've all heard ducks fart before.😴

Yeah right. What about AN posters that make inane comments? But I get your sarcasm.😉

The problem is if there has been a miscarriage of justice. In the UK, two men in the 1950s, in separate cases were executed and later found to be innocent. Just last year a children's nurse was found guilty of murdering babies in her care. There are now serious doubts about her guilt. There is no death penalty in the UK now. If there were maybe she would have been executed by now. You can't bring dead people back. Their family and friends go through the same, or worse heartache than those that they were wrongly accused of murdering. Worse, because they were innocent.

Thankyou/

My pal's garden is infested with them.

OK. That's a picture of the padlock and ear. What about a picture of the water bottle and Viagra incident?😉

Girlfriend goes to the bathroom and he is found with a bump on the head and drowned. It sounds fishy to me.

Bob's personal hygiene is not to be sniffed at.😉

My biggest regret is not learning the language. It becomes very important when you reach old age.

Did you buy your female friends? Money can buy some sort of friendship, I would imagine. But when the dosh is gone, 'No money. No honey.'