Gandtee

I've just returned from a eighty klm trip to show proof that Bt800,000 is still untouched in my bank account after three months. The process took under 30 seconds. Can someone explain the logic of having to do this? If it had been touched I would have had to go through the process of getting another visa at three months.. The same thing would have applied if I hadn't reported and would have had to go through the process of getting a visa after one year. Where is the logic in this?????

I've no knowingly smelt an infected vagina. But I like fish sauce. Nam bla prik.????

Sorry Taffy. I'm feeling a bit sheepish now because of ewe.????

I closed my account with HSBC years ago after repeated problems and the stress of speaking to people in a far off country with their English difficult to understand. thank goodness I did.

Five houses? The police must pay well.??????

Sounds like she was being set up for a drug bust and a demand for a contribution to avoid being charged.

'Removal of nasal and ear hair.' It's an aging thing or doing naughty things.????

Seek and ye shall find. if you are very lucky.????

Does age affect the colour of your urine? I'm almost 90. Drink three or four mugs of tea, or more a day. Perhaps half a litre of water and a large bottle of beer. My urine is almost clear.

I have just watched 'I Claudius' for the second time after it was first shown on the BBC. It depicts conniving wives advising their husbands. With disastrous results.????

'Dramatic fall'? I don't see it as a dramatic fall. Just a dramatic headline. I see it as an ethical and honourable thing to do to allow the party the people chose, to exercise its full influence in parliament.

Jomtien. Chonburi.

The gunman was a tattoo artist. Maybe he had designs on his victim.????

And how does he intend to do this? By dismantling the entire police force? And why was the 'honest'? cop attending a dinner hosted by his alleged killer?? I feel sorry for those niave young men and women who became police persons before they became tainted.

I got a reminder yesterday and did my application this this morning and got the 90 days approved in under an hour.????

But it is a bit warmer than Siberia here.????

"Stand back! Let me through. Trust me. I'm a doctor. My fee is ......."

It's very tempting but that would be a declaration of war. A similar incident started World War 1.

. If eider been him I would have given up earlier in the chase. The bills will be high.????

Arthur English. The cockney wide boy.????

Once a cop. Always a cop. An ex prime minister or a prison official. The league of gentlemen.????

I've been baking my own for years without a bread maker. But I admit to using my 60 years old Kenwood food mixer. One of the few things I brought from England many years ago.????

But quite funny.

Bum gun wins hands down. Bottoms up!????

Seatbelt?