With 55M, a yacht, a mansion and a farm, I'd definitely be up for moving in with him. Can't say he looks any worse than any of my pals.
I'd definitely choose him over you!
Why not just buy another 5kw hybrid and run upstairs on one, and downstairs on the other. Then no worries about different strings on different PV voltages
My 12yo son is as white as can be, with reddish brown hair. Thai people all assumed his Thai mom was the nanny for a western couple.
Type O blood, same as me.