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BritManToo

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  1. Refuse delivery on late items at the gate. Then Kerry don't get paid, but have spent the delivery money.
  2. Not me, I pay a much younger Thai lady to pretend to be my wife and love me. She can't cook, can't clean, and I have to pay for everything, but she's great in bed. She did finish high school and two years at Uni, but I had to pay for that as well.
  3. And when a 39yo says 'you get my body', you reply ......... 19 years too late for that offer.
  4. I tell them I can take care of them for for a short time 1,000bht. Normally they say yes.
  5. Monitor lizards also swim in the sea and can bite. Here's one I found on the beach down south, it swam away after a while.
  6. I always liked the 'romance' of the bars, the flirting, teasing and touching. Line is all about arrange to meet in a ST hotel and get straight to it. But I can get that from the woman I live with, no need for extra cost. ZERO interest in gogos, although I'd go with my pals..
  7. Why hasn't she been arrested too? She had sex with a 14yo boy which is also against the law.
  8. Better to take one of these and watch the fun .......... https://www.lazada.co.th/products/gsmcdmadcs-pcs3g4g-lojack-20-i3689959191-s13946091856.html
  9. I've loads of solar equipment. The only 'creature' problems I've had is birds pooping on my panels.
  10. Disagree, Nearly all sex for the female is transactional, once they have everything you own there is no longer any transaction to be made (except your life insurance). Briffault's Law 101. Life insurance, Women don't buy it as they don't care what happens to you after they are dead. Generally, men are too stupid to understand this.
  11. You're meeting a far better class of person than me ....... Mine were, postman, plumber, painter and decorator, miner, fruit picker, dry waller, supermarket shelf-filler, 2 drug dealers, and a bank robber.
  12. The 'extra' was the C-section ........ hardly anyone needs it. Births in government hospital are free, and they do a really good job. Our local hospital included free pre-natal, free post-natal and even a couple of home visits after.
  13. I imagine it's a joke ...... like calling a huge body builder 'tiny'.
  14. Mine too ........... We'll meet up and see who is the best survivor!
  15. Sounds like BS to me. How many market traders allow customers to pay with 1k notes?
  16. Almost any woman with whom you cohabit in the west can get your house/car/savings/pension. Why would you think it is different here? The only 'good' choice for a man is to not associate sexually with any woman.
  17. Not true, in my local market the stalls all accept phone app payments.
  18. Did you forget payment by phone app? Much quicker than the old lady in front paying cash in ones and twos.
  19. I don't have a debit card ........ but I do have a smart phone.
  20. Everyone pays using their mobile bank app these days, the drivers all have a phone.
  21. Should have used her government hospital. Free. Anyways, Just pay the 99k as previously agreed and tell them to take you to court if they want more. Take a screenshot of the website showing 99k before it disappears.
  22. As a fat, bald, dull 66 year old drunk Brit pensioner ..... what do you think my chances are of scoring a early 30s hot Thai girl (8-10) outside that 'sick bubble'?
  23. Free pig roast tonight at Exotic LK Metro Bar for their opening night if anyone's interested.
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