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scottiejohn

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  1. Not necessarily! I sometimes look and comment on posters I believe should not be allowed to post just to see what rubbish they are spouting forth!
  2. Or the same posters creating clicks!
  3. Only in his so called mind!
  4. What have you got against poor pox ridden soi dogs to inflict Bob on them?
  5. Re TM30; Did my annual retirement extension renewal at CM recently where I had to provide, for the first time an annual statement from my fixed deposit account, along with the usual updated pass book and letter, they also demanded an update TM30 as mine was too old as it did not show my address, just the fact that it had been recorded! Cost was 50Baht! Redacted copies of both old and new attached!
  6. Whilst I totally agree with the statement it is unlikely that Mark Twain actually made it! One noteworthy find in our research was that, in August 2012, the quote appeared on Twitter with Twain's name for the first time, six years after Twitter was created and 102 years after his death in 1910. Did Mark Twain Say 'No Amount of Evidence Will Ever Persuade an Idiot'? | Snopes.com
  7. Less than Chrome? Google Chrome vs. Microsoft Edge: Which Is the Best Windows 11 Browser? (makeuseof.com) PS! I know the OP now states he is using win 10 not 11 but the results are similar!
  8. How to Uninstall Microsoft Edge from Windows 11 | TechRepublic
  9. Where do you get that definition of "Hostage" from? The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as; hostage n noun a person seized or held as security for the fulfilment of a condition.
  10. "i dont know if you should be around children" anyone?
  11. An airplane's propeller is just a big fan, and its purpose is to keep the pilot's cool. Need proof? Watch how much they "sweat" when it stops spinning!
  12. A man died & went to Heaven. As he stood in front of The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. He asked: "what are all those clocks?" St. Peter replied: "Why, those are the lie clocks people on earth. Everyone on earth has one. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move." The man: "Oh, interesting. Who's clock is that?" he asked, pointing. St. Peter: "THAT belongs to Mother Theresa. The hands have never moved." The man: "Incredible, & who's is that one?" pointing at another. St. Peter: "THAT one, belongs to Abraham Lincoln. The hands have moved ONLY TWICE." The man: "Where's Donald Trump's clock?" St. Peter: Oh, we sent that to Satan, so he could use it as a ceiling fan."
  13. This is the real story of how Monica and Bill started their relationship; Bill Clinton says "Hey Monica, you want to see the clock in the Oval Office? She says "sure" and goes in there with him. Bill Clinton unzips his pants and pulls out his little Billy. Monica says "That's not a clock". To which Bill replies "It is if you put two hands and a face on it".
  14. What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say "insert bill here" PS; Why did Monica become a republican The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth!
  15. Trump dies and goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, swimming to the bottom and then resurfacing, over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump. The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor, with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky... doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this!” The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
  16. Some of the ones I have screwed around with should have been in a box!
  17. Would that make the vagina "finger lickin good"?
  18. I think you missed the "r" after "c" in "cap"!
  19. Of course not as they are known to steal from if you do! But!
  20. Do they still charge the same 10BHT fee as they do with cards at ATMs if you use the QR code with one of those other banks?
  21. Not my rumour but from @beautifulthailand99 ! What daughter, what peerage and what link?
  22. Don't forget "getting a bucket of soap and water" to clean the bank notes, (cleaning bank notes means just separating the dirty torn notes from the usable ones) "tartan paint", "Sky Hooks", and in the navy "Milk for the Sea Cat" (Sea Cat was a Missile System)! I fell for all four, including the "Tartan Paint" even though I am Scottish! PS; Here is a link to a list of the most common ones! FOOLS ERRANDS (messybeast.com)
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