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I doubt a brain test would be positive either

Already let my friends and love ones know, if I ever end up in this scenario, throw me on a bonfire and scatter my Ashes in my favourite park, don't fly me anywhere don't want to go back to the UK even if I kark it and don't want to rot underground.

Not a truer statement I have lived in all those places and 10 times better than the tourist trap resorts, lack of beaches but who goes to those anyways?

We are getting there now he just needs to take his remaining share value and build himself a Rocketship and a house on Mars with no internet or communication methods back to earth and job sorted

Penguin vibrators?

He's got the second most annoying voice in the world after old Oracle Face. be good not to hear from him for a while

I don't think the penguins and seals would consider it nonsense I have heard through Penguin Social they are considering reciprocal tariffs on the US

Cleverly camouflaged in the colour of penguins 🤣

Those penguins are working hard!

Obviously all going to see the Russian Sea Porn Show

Another case of Sherlock Holmes solving mysteries here, all you have to do is pick up a phone in most western countries that advertise Asian ladies and you will find a thousand Rungnapha's the Aussies obviously had their best detectives on this case!

Not really that alarming it was at 33.50 on the 16th March, the Americans can't really complain it is their president that has destroyed global trade and the world economy, including everyone's exchange rates

Very happy with that forecast!

As I have said many times before that ship has already sailed. They are going to need some jabs today the amount of sewerage that flows into the sea there.

Everyone knows you don't need to wear a seatbelt if you have an amulet on your rear view mirror

With you on this one I like a glass of red myself and some of my favourites are from EU countries how 1-2k baht can be justified on a bottle that would cost me 6-7 pounds in the UK haven't got a clue.

Being an ICU nurse to be fair she should have known better obviously the insurance wasn't adequate if a begging page is already set up

I'll file this with my tax return in the bin

Apparently helmets make good elbow guards from what I have seen

Hahaha maybe one of the seals is from the Navy and the penguins were stealing it's fish or something, anything is possible in OoompaTrumpa land

Well firstly she needs sentenced to a couple of years at dance school.

There has to be a few jokes in this one. Penguins seem to be taking the brunt of "Lobotomisation Day" Heard and McDonald Islands near Oz, only inhabited by penguins and seals. No imports or exports but 10% on anything which is nothing sent to the US. Obviously Elon has been too efficient in DOGE and appears to have fired anyone with a brain, there are a bunch of tiny islands in the middle of nowhere that if they do have humans on them don't export anything to America and have been hit with tariffs between 10-30%. How did they decide all of this, get a bunch of guys in a room and have a game of bingo or something? Utter madness, but inevitable stupidity with the man at the helm.

Go Sir Trump you are welcome to the UK - although glad I won't be there This is winning you Trumpsters 😉

Only the ones that are short enough to climb onto without a ladder 🤣

Just had this written by AI (because it's more informed than I am 😅), and it really puts things into perspective: Stock Market Volatility: Recent market downturns show how trade tensions and protectionist policies can shake investor confidence—just like they did during the early stages of the Great Depression. Global Retaliation: Trump's tariffs triggered countermeasures from other nations, disrupting supply chains and raising costs—mirroring the global fallout from the 1930 Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act. Isolationist Risk: The “America First” approach may lead to long-term economic isolation, much like the inward turn during the Depression that slowed international recovery. Short-Term Gains vs. Long-Term Pain: While some industries saw short-term protection, the broader economy faces inflation, reduced exports, and weakened international ties—just like in the 1930s. Long-Term Drag: Continued protectionism risks stalling innovation, reducing global competitiveness, and diminishing the U.S.'s leadership in world trade. Thought it was a pretty sharp comparison—curious what others here think?