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toofarnorth

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  1. He will be disrobed . Oh but that has already been done . Self disrobement , could be catching . Naked monks everywhere.
  2. Just what I thought reading the headline , Pim needs a new boyfriend , and one that can keep 4 wheels on the road.
  3. There was not much of any merit to be said about the Private school my Bruv. and myself got sent to. School dinners , mash with bullet peas and fat with gristle on top . So foul my mother told the head witch I was a vegetarian. Friday was sausage pie beans and chips. The head witch removed the pie and left me with beans and chips. Who said school days were the happiest days of your life never ate at Radnor House Redhill.
  4. Can't quite agree with you there .Boiling water on tea is good as opens up the leaves but boiling water on coffee burns the coffee IMHO .
  5. I never have trouble getting a hot coffee Brit. Just what I say , so automatic , Cappu. rawn. 2 words .
  6. Yes a good ride to MHS. Only been once , about a fortnight after getting my Honda Forza so a brilliant ride.
  7. I have liked Married with chidren for years but I do get sad/annoyed when after a witty comment one has to wait 'til the laughing stops before they carrying on. Basil Faulty would have none of it.
  8. Not forgetting that he might have been unfamiliar with the road or possibly fell asleep. These things don't help.
  9. After my first holiday here I bought a fake Rolex . On arriving home the thing ground to a stop so I went to a watch shop and asked for my Rolex to be cleaned. Chap said if he sent the watch to Rolex it would come back smashed . I replied " I hope it's not a fake I paid 12 quid for it ".
  10. So agree Dmax. I have a watch which could well be the best I have ever had. A casio it has a yellow face , gold numbers and gold hands , if out and about on my bike I can tell the time with just a glance.
  11. Just what I did last night. It was pouring with rain , lightning , thunder , lights on the blink. Put the fan by the door , so much cooler outside the house. but I do like a storm at night .
  12. Yep , chap comes home well refreshed at 2pm Sunday. Is my dinner hot he asks. Should be wife replies its just been put on the fire !
  13. and I quote from snoop. the Chinese media has portrayed Thailand negatively as a tourist destination since the legalisation of cannabis use. WHY for 'eavens sake. it's not like guns are now legal .
  14. At my local 7/11 up here in the styx on leaving I hear ' Thank you for shopping have a nice day. '. I wonder what the locals make of it .
  15. I think I read years ago that Adam was AB Eve was AB negative and YYY Delilah .
  16. I wonder if the driver has a Specsaver near him , should he be able to see his way there.
  17. I was thinking a net idol was catch net on the side of a river that had nothing in it.
  18. That's what I did , a piece of hardboard and 8 small screws.
  19. Maybe his father doesn't know him and his mother doesn't want to know him .
  20. Anyone know why certain young ladies in the '60s were called bits of crumpet ? Hot , full of holes filled with butter. Hardly ! Or maybe I mixed with thr wrong girls.
  21. You would think the Old Bill would at least give them masks to wear , don't they wear masks in China?
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