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toofarnorth

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  1. What an excuse eh. Not enough street lighting then add some rain to the mix. I wonder if a ban would have any affect .
  2. Still getting my head round a dry period , sounds disgusting.
  3. Brake fail , wet road and now snake had it in for me. Maybe it was a wet road and she couldn't see through the wind screen due to bad vipers. Well it made me larf !
  4. On the right of my monitor are Nike airforce 1 shoes advertised so why not turbo prop trainers.
  5. Exactly what I thought , Then i thought maybe they are some sort of baby under crackers with a fancy name.
  6. Your last sentence T. The other day I watched Whistle down the wind , a young Hayley Mills , about 1961 . Quality was good and altogether an excellent film , if it was in colour , or even worse re-made it would in my opinion not worth watching.
  7. A worker inside just had time to send a message , Save our soles .
  8. I like that. A HiVis coat might stop you being hit by an HGV .
  9. Sounds like a Thai Soapy , you know the sort , rubber knife , gun pixalated out. Fatty v Thinny.
  10. Interesting . Remember B & W televisions or coloured.
  11. Reminded me , remember ' I mean like , we could stay home like , or like go out like .' Did this come from the '80s ? Oh and I am 75 years young , AGHH !
  12. Why not say ' I porked the wife last night so she could be up the duff and she could be slightly pregnant '. Mixed metaphors. ' Woke up , got out of bed ...............' Beatles .
  13. I agree with your Agreed. If a chap seaid to me We are pregnant I would have to reply " Can I be there when you give birth ". " Oh and congrats. on your being pregnant same time as the wife ". I mean really !
  14. Seriously for a moment , where does Beaver for a ladies front toilet come from ? I get beef curtains and hairy clam but Beaver.
  15. Yes , I have a hand pump at home Tyres on the Forza checked once a week ,if the bike is at GWH for a service I tell them to leave the tyres alone. They tend to add air whether needed or not.
  16. Indeed, this tool comes with a screw loose.
  17. There must be a lucky rotterly number here. 6/11/2022 , village number 12 . 6pm. See how the Mighty X has fallen.
  18. They had a camera....'til someone stole it.
  19. And there was I thinking Junk was a Chinese boat . Oh then junk became a chaps front downstairs outlet pipe.
  20. I was just thinking how long 'til father xmas appears outside Lotus along with ' Dingen ben , dingen ben dangles all the way '.
  21. Why are road rollers still called steam rollers ? Is that little diesal roller going flat out?
  22. .........................stabbed Mr Jaroen to death. Jaroen later surrended to police. Am I missing something here ?
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