SAFETY FIRST

Occasionally my mum would pack banana sandwiches for school lunch. After a few hours on a hot Aussie summer day in your school bag it was still eatable. I can still smell the lunch box, unique.

The red plate is the car dealers plate, a dealers plate. It will go on the next new car he sells now you are finished with it. Your white plate had to be ordered, you can request a specific number, if not you get what you are given.

Scramble a couple of eggs in the microwave with salt and pepper, some broccoli, tomato and cucumber on toasted focaccia bread. Easy and simple, ingredients ready available, always in the fridge.

Submit application morning, receive afternoon. I use blue house book.

No, that is not true. If cash is paid, the blue book can be released the same day. Call them in advance (give them a few days notice), they will be prepared. Do Not Hand Over Any Cash Without Blue Book Possession.

The government is doing things backwards. The freelancers would not freelance if the government paid a pension or similar to the young single mothers, also garnishing the wages of the fathers that have taken off.

To save yourself a possible headache and trauma, once you pay the finance company hold on to the blue book, it's what you are buying. Go straight to the Chonburi DLT with the seller, car and book, do the transfer in Chonburi, then once the book is in your name pay the balance if any. I'm sure your Ubon CofR can be used in other province (Chonburi).

Why the fascination regarding his surname? I can't see why it's got the crowd here asking, why does it matter?

Can you write immigration, you are not emigrating and we don't have an emigration officer. Good luck with your immigration situation, I hope it goes well for you.

The finance company will have the blue book. You will have to go together to the finance company pay off the loan but then you'll need to go to the DLT and change names in the book. Are registered with immigration in Ubon, you will need a CofR. Lots of problems and challenges, I'd avoid the experience unless it's a great buy. Look at one2car for similar cars and pricing

I don't see psychiatric treatment. 😂 Sorry mate, only joking 🥳

I heard on the radio that provisional licenced and those under 20 years old, will be 20 milligrammes. So those unlicensed, 20 milligrammes or 50? I reckon we will see more girls charged, lots of young girls working on fake ID's, regularly downing those lady drinks.

I feel so sad for Bruce, he's made the AN news headlines twice in 10 hours. Is this issue really double newsworthy, stealing a pack of vitamins is hardly a hanging offence. Poor guy made a mistake, he's returned the vitamins without resisting, frightened and shaking, he's probably terrified, all the uniforms and media, I hope you guys don't kill him. Give the guy a break for Gods sake

Poor old bugger. Time to go back to Oz.

Ha, ha ha You've got the A team blocked 😂

Is she Chinese? Looks like she has red, wavey hair, fair skin.

If you are ageing or don't have a sexual partner, this Australian podcast will help you. Seriously funny Wellbeing, podcast number 9, topic is sleeping.

Oh, it's you again. I remember you asking how to get from Nana/Sukhumvit out of Bangkok. Put here on the bus, heading south, just after Pattaya Klang, nice 5 star (Gold class) bus, Nakhonchaiair. About 400 baht,

Pilots and air traffic controller.

Is English the spoken language on domestic routes? I'd say there would be a lot of Thai language spoken on domestic routes by airports ground staff and air crew. Pilots and air traffic controllers would not be able to communicate effectively.

Yes, I have a disorder..... I love kissing and being inside a beautiful young Thai woman. I need help, therapy, where should I go, help me? I need urgent treatment. Georgie, you're costing the Australian government a fortune, all these unnecessary doctor visits. You are making the rich doctors filthy rich

Ha ha ha Perhaps, admin should issue members with a colour code for different age groups. AN forums are for all age groups, maybe you could give some stat's on your comment 'a forum frequented by mostly senior expats', Maybe name change required, from asean now to 1. Senior expats only forum or 2. Grumpy old man's forum LOL 😂

When I was young, I travelled around Europe on a Top Deck tour, on a double decker bus, leaving London and travelling through Europe. It was a fantastic tour, we mostly followed the Contiki tours buses but travelled different routes at times. We spent some time in Corfu, we were given 5 sail boats to sail around the islands, spending a few nights on the yahts, sailing and sleeping. The tour group gave a few of us the Captains role, I was in charge of a sail boat, Captain (I had sailing experience, I had sailed catamaran's in Australia). I chose 4 crew members, another Aussie guy and 3 hot, sexy chicks. Sleeping with the captain was a condition for female crew members, the girls like the larger bed, the bigger bedroom and ensuite, I alternated each night with different girls. Anyway, back on topic 😂. We were told not to sail to close to Albania as they would shoot at us.

Sounds like you've conditioned yourself, it's going to take some time to get into 'an early sleep routine'. A good way to recondition your sleeping habit would be, early to bed, have sex and sleep. It works for me. 😎

I'm good thanks 👍 Termination, Junction boxes. When they submerged the overhead cables on Walking Street dozens of them installed.