Not quite in the same league, but just got back from Nauresan Hospital near Phitsanulok. Had a blocked ear.
Up to ENT Dept, 10 minutes wait, young male doctor checked ears, nose & throat, cleaned my ears, about 30 minutes all in all. Bht 250. Happy bunny, who can now hear properly.
Went there last month for annual check up, ECG, full bloods incl PSA, chest X ray, consultation. Bht 1750!