ChipButty

You should know that bye now

I'll stick to clean women with a dirty mind

The one job you dont want to have right now, is a policeman, especially here in Thailand, They could be brain damaged for the rest of their lives

They do Cocaine

The breaks were made in China

was that Al Capone said that?

Why not just let them go through the boarder? then it's Malaysia's problem

I could think of lots they should clamp down on, not happening

I wish they would stop my wife from login in, we are on first name terms with the drivers,

A man was seeing his doctor. the doctor said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the bad news?" "Your wife has syphillis." "Jeez! What could possibly be good news." "She didn't get it from you."

There is one of them pox clinics down the road from me one day I saw this fit looking Russian bird coming out of there thinking to myself WTF has she got,

More expensive on Soi Bangla

Anybody in their right mind doesn't go there

When we bought this condo there was a clause written there even if we sold the unit within 3 years we would have to pay them 3% if they sold it, it would be 5%, After the 3 years my wife wrote to them just clarify we were clear of that clause, we have it it writing, I must admit the management and maintenance teams are good,

I think you would need to see the contract how it's worded, In high end condo's you might have a designated spot with your number on it, I checked our contract we don't have a designated spot but we are allowed to park for free and that would apply to any tenant we have, but only 1 car per unit, it doesn't mention about the length of time we can park, only to let the juristic office know if you intend to be away for a while and leave a key in case of emergency, Maybe she was only a tenant we don't know, in the future when we have a tenant we will have to include it in the contract that yes he can park but not leave it there for any length of time without informing us, Only one car per unit, not run a car rental business from our car park,

we have a couple of friends who are pharmacist, they are not allowed to even stock certain drugs, even if you got the prescription the only place you can buy is the hospitals, I think they get visits from time to time checking on their stock,

The best I have ever tried was the cannabis oil CBD one drop under your tongue before you go to bed and you sleep like a baby ok I dont have any pains like you, we got some after my wife had 6 sessions of chemo and 30 days of radio, we got it for her and it knocked her out, I just thought I would try it,

In a world class tourist destination like Phuket there is hardly any pavements/sidewalks, Sorry for people in wheelchairs even families with buggies which we experienced recently when my grand daughter was here,

I see covid is still alive and kicking, I bumped into a neighbour the other day who I've not seen for a while, 3 weeks ago he got covid, also not seen his wife she's laid up in hospital in Bangkok with dengue fever she's been there for 10 days she must be in a bad way if they are giving her morphine injections the husband tells me, people are dropping like flies,

And pay them commission

I would imagine most condo owners have not read the rules, you buy a condo and there is parking so one space is for you as an owner, we have a condo but we don't live there, and there is parking but now thinking about it there is not enough for every condo owner, we don't have our own spot to park were ever is available, I'll have to get her indoors to have a read just in case I need to inform a tenant, upto now we have never had a problem in 6 years next month, although I did suspect some dodgy Russian running a bike rental business from there parking his bikes in the underground car park,

I thought they wanted to boost tourism? I dont use it and never have but I don't see a problem if it's done in controlled areas like all these shops that have opened, You see people drinking and sitting outside the minimarts having a beer I don't see the difference Just down the road from me in one of the soi's there is a cannabis farm if thats what you call them, what will happen to that? on a fair sized plot of land I remember it when the land was empty,

It's cheaper to park at the airport, 1000 baht is a bit steep, pays you to read the rules,

There was a farang near me, thought he would get the outside of the house painted while he was away for a few weeks, so he's got the painter to come around and give an estimate, ok straight forward job same colour "White" everything was agreed, the farang gave him money not all of it but enough to get on with the job, final payment when he comes back, no problem, so he thought. He comes back after 3 weeks he almost drives past his own house, why? they had painted it purple he blew a gasket WTF is that I told you white, the reply from the painters We thought you would like it, 555, I thought at the time maybe they had a few buckets of purple paint left over from another job, then spent the money,

I have known cases in my area were they wanted the poo yai baan as a witness