ChipButty

I got an inquiry today from a Russian wanting to rent for 1 year,

where have you been hiding? please keep up

if like it said he had a job in the IT business he could be working online remotely I have met a few

I can send you to the block party when I want

They would be busy in Phuket it's like little Moscow here

No females? some party that is

Zero, I don't have one farang friend got rid of them all

I went down my local beach the other morning 7-30 am there was 5 Chinese tour buses parked up

Thats serious 39th floor,

I'll do the female's

somebody didn't get an invite

Doubt it,

seems like the Russians are getting a break at the moment

thats being polite

The community leader is also guilty in my eyes,

did you see any turban's

my wife cooks fresh food almost everyday and she will buy it everyday nothing is lying around but it did take me a while to get her to understand using a freezer and the fridge, once it's defrosted you cant put it back, my lunch today is fresh, a fresh packet of Mama noodles

the worst cases of food poisoning i have ever had have come from 5 star hotels, once was staying in the Fort Aguada in Goa part of the Taj group of hotels in India, the guy in the restaurant told me don't eat seafood in here,

Dutch v Yermans

They are here for the rainy season, it's hot in the middle east at the moment,

He had a dodgy TIKKA

they could start by clamping down on the rental shops, every man and his dog has bikes for rent where i live, i know they are supposed to, a friend of mine has been fined twice, We had an inquiry last week, the guest asking could we rent a bike for them as they dont have a license, not a chance,

Fighting over a woman in Thailand got to be messing,

going back to the days when you saw signs around the bars "No ARABS"

The police can do it, I've seen it done, a car side swiped a row of bikes outside a bar one evening quite a bit of damage to one bike, the car didn't stop but there was a young guy standing there he jumped on his bike and chased after them and got the number, within 10, 15 minutes the car was owned by a Thai and he rented it to a Russian woman, there was no denying it as she hit the bikes it ripped her wing mirror off plus the damage down the side of the car,