Mr Jones

i liked that one

just another version of

my wife dosn't understand me.

lez

We fart cos we can, we enjoy it,

The best is when we let a quiet stinker go, then blame someone else,

a disgusted look and a side step works wonders.

Tell her you need to go out alone, so you can talk too the ghost of a dead relative,

Otherwise you will have to invite the said ghost home.

try changing/removing air filter, no change air filter removing it will cause more problems

Copy this & play it LOUD, outside the plick's window.

Skipper, you are in thailand, get some big wood and box em

He'll be quiet as a mouse after

just beat the shit out of him.

Problem solved

motion carried

lez

Pray tell what has giving birth and what women do after the birth got to do with men?

we do our bit at conception. that should be enough.

Spain recognises EU laws just like the UK.

you should be okay

lez

McCartney vs McCartney

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

thats so bad

Me thinks you have been sampling you stock.

Good luck Bro

Brill, absolute fab, just didn't see it coming...

bet you didnt see it a day or so back either

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

Don't read them and you wont be offended

dont worry the good ones often get repeated

I think she may be a tad upset with you

strange answer from someone who displays deformed dogs

I cant see through my tears

but I'm still

depends what you eat. If you eat alot of veggies you and not so much meat you lose weight, other way around you gain weight. Also portion size is the key too.

Sorry donz you have that arse about face.

High Carbohydrate vegetables potatoes, rice, etc you will put on weight if you eat enough.

I’m not talking about the green vegetables that are very low in Carbohydrates.

Meat and animal fat contain no Carbohydrates there for you cannot get overweight (see Eskimos) Iceland had no diabetes until after ww2 and the introduction of high carb food, north American Indians, the same

Lesson 1.

Carbohydrates are ingested and turned into glucose, not sugar, or calories, a calorie is a unit of heat.

Your pancreas produces insulin and it is used to transport the glucose to the parts of the body that uses glucose ie muscles the brain, any extra glucose the insulin stores as body fat.

Then the problems of over consumption of Carbohydrates start, your pancreas cant produce enough insulin and the glucose remains in the blood the kidneys do their bit but its not enough, you are always thirsty, you pee all the time, you feel weak and tired, so of to the doctor and you are then diagnosed as a diabetic or the very wrong diagnosis “pre-diabetic”

Then the fun really starts, the diabetes doctors/nurses advise a low fat high carb diet, the very freekin diet that has caused the western worlds very high incidents of diabetes.

Type 2 diabetes should not be confused with type1 there is no cure for type1, type 2 is curable.

Hmmmmmmmm...... I'm wondering if I should join the long list of mail brides to be.

old timers desease had set in

the-old- man at thaibrides dot com

Done already Papa http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=82142

my email address is

the-old-man at thaibrides dot com

It is MY GOD given right to be an Atheist

Just wondering

How long it will be before the YOUNG maid will want a maid?

you can bet your little cotton socks she wont want a young one.

So get an older one and omit the the hastle in the first place

looks like a forced marrage

and she was only a "kid"

Today on www.bbc/news.co.uk

No photos

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

yes

the whole of the moon