Grumpy one

Cold day?

Maybe the police need to work on contract, solve a crime you get paid, do nothing, get nothing

The same penalty for having a monkey

When do you get your adjustment

I'm trying to get into the spirit by making my Christmas cakes, trouble is each time I want to soak the fruit in a mix or rum and brandy, it seems to disappear before I can use it. It's either my wife or the dogs drinking it I would never do such a thing

Before YOU marry a bargirl, think of the broken hearts of ALL the ladyboys you sleep with And do tell your mum how twisted you are

Set your sights on a girl who would be significantly older than your grand kids

He probably got the one nearest him on the right

Read elsewhere it will be made from concrete posts and 5 rows of wire, just a paddock fence The best part is 6,500,000 baht to lay 5 kilometers of this fence I need to get shares in the company doing this job

Don't do dodgy deals and you live life as a free man In his case he should spend a few years inside

If it was, he may be known

If you are from the US, and voted for the orange buffoon, I feel sorry for your family. How do they feel knowing they have a loser in their home. Unlike you, I am more interested in chasing kangaroos around the paddock. I will let you fornicate with the orange one

You have no need to worry about this, your ladyboy friends will be with you till death or penniless

It's the ridiculous amount of sugar added to the dough that makes it last.

Free papadums on offer maybe

Good luck with that, 75 and still trying

You should know, chased by a monkey, almost bitch slapped by a katoey, the list of complaints appears endless No doubt you live a high-class lifestyle Hurry up and go back to where you came from

Sad little man, just go home and stay there

Bangkok will soon be the new Atlantis

That's right, we aint no Hill Billies, we is in a more classy area

A floating city, made of rubber tubes. Politicians could be useful refilling said tubes as they deflate

What would the authorities do if he did admit he only had a retirement visa Put him in prison. So, within 4 hours he would be in a luxurious room with a view, the same as another pensioner was this year

Dick taker = Trump. Whatever else you want to call him is up to you

In the clowns defense it should be dick taker

They should charge you 5000-baht service charge for your nagging