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Grumpy one

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  1. My favorite 7 / 11 sandwich would be 2 sweet cashers with me in the middle 
  2. Would he also complain if a woman offered the same
  3. Easy come easy go, I'm guessing the money was inherited But hey if this woman wants to toss me the odd 10 mil, I won't complain
  4. The Mickey Mouse face on the notes gave a hint of not being Kosher
  5. Fake woman with fake gold, slow day for news
  6. Why go to China and annoy the locals. simply take a leaky old boat and head out into the Andaman Sea, I'm sure you will get to see the stars. That would be just prior to drowning and saving us mere mortals from more of your daily verbal excrement. Or visit Trump, his followers think the sun shines out of his arse, maybe the moon and stars do as well
  7. His Amulets and neck brace were the life savers
  8. Kerry Express, plus a host of other delivery companies
  9. As much as I enjoy eating pussy, I have never needed to harpoon it first. Later on maybe
  10. How were the Korean War won; a country divided and with a large military build up on both sides waiting for round 2 As for Vietnam, the North won The US power left like rats leaving a sinking ship
  11. Or get the promotion he wanted
  12. The USA does not have much luck at winning wars since 1945
  13. You want them to work Shame on you
  14. Having your mind screwed with by one woman is a pain, having a wife PLUS 4 others doing it is shear madness This man needs hospitalization
  15. Probably paid to be assaulted
  16. Australian Aboriginal Elephant who would have thought, maybe getting ready for Australia Day
  17. No doubt he will turn up at the court in the Regal attire that a famous Nigerian Prince would wear
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