Grumpy one

You only came for the cocks in frocks

Shock horror, you had to show a naked arm in the waiting room for your blood pressure test. You no doubt show more than that each time you go for a swim

Guess KFC will be increasing their prices

If you fly to Vietnam, you are not arriving in Thailand as a tourist

The backward cap is a sign of stupidity, in my opinion

Are you related to Frankthefarter ?

Maybe he was feeling generous

You have just described my neighbor's daily attire. All that is missing is a baseball cap on backwards

Every parcel sent to Aus is x-rayed, so if you are prepared for an extended holiday, you bring the dope with you. At least this dope will still collect his pension, so he may get to buy a comfy corner in his cell

The criminals are more honest and trustworthy

I thought so

Cat piss is free if you have some spare time to collect it.

Neither did I, until I learnt to talk

So a 3 mil donation that will be declared for tax purposes, chump change for him. How about doing something to help out the whole country. Take your clan and depart to a country far away

A decent punishment would be to severely burn their hands and feet so they can crawl around the rest of their days, like maggots that they are

Until you headbutt the concrete

They replaced the calculator batteries last night

The dog may be a better choice than the rest of the family

Nice try but I get my kicks elsewhere

You Do mean men in dresses don't you

If it was my wife that he hit, the answer is not enough

Before or after the slapping

Sit down and untwist your undies before you hurt yourself, you sad git

Pattaya residents seem to be easily shocked

Are all of us not crazy in some way My wife keeps asking me Are You Crazy, I just smile and nod