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Grumpy one

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  1. No tow rope, not in budget
  2. Must have been a small ring and an even smaller appendage
  3. Save money and use bamboo, its cheaper and can be transported easily
  4. Can't say I wasted all my life, but I got confused a few times on the road to the here and now
  5. Such a sad man you are
  6. Insurance company surely you jest
  7. Crocodile skin = crocodile shoes, ok where's Jimmy Nail
  8. Partially demolish to below ground level, put a couple of holes in the bottom and back fill with any rubble you have. It only needs a small layer of dirt or sand on top Cheap and easy
  9. Makes you wonder why the hell a 70 year old wanted to be a hero. The taxi rider would have sorted out the fight when his mates arrived
  10. I hope its a low cost pussy. Some can cost an arm and a leg, as well as the house
  11. The saddest bit of news was his 200,000 baht car was also confiscated in Phuket
  12. A few litres of spilt gasoline and a match will fix the problem
  13. In other news, a group at a Saraburi bbq shop stated their snake steaks had an unusual goat flavour
  14. They can't. So they get a huge surprise when head butting a pole or parked truck
  15. It appears the BIB will be getting a much larger share ofTea money for on the spot fines ????
  16. Very cosy to say the least
  17. After being slapped Thongkham should have followed through with a quick squirt of gas on the D H Then offered to light him up The big man would have turned into a smelly pile of ????
  18. He didn't buy it. Being an honest monk he just borrowed it
  19. Old Chinese proverb Better to eat a duck a day then phluck it
  20. Rin needs to cut back on the magic mushies and return to Earth from planet Zoid
  21. It's a miracle. Will he be walking on this earth in 3 days ?
  22. We should not be too harsh on Pumpkin. Maybe he lost some grey matter along with the hair
  23. Maybe dropped on head at birth
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