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Grumpy one

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  1. Ask Goatfrid he seems to be in the know
  2. Would this be the same one you can purchase when renewing your DL
  3. How about a story of a ladyboy clasping a gold necklace jumping from a plane minus a chute
  4. Maybe try a better-quality deodorant
  5. I wonder if big bro will help out and pay it for her
  6. He stepped out due to a bad case of the munchies
  7. If she was a true blonde I could believe her story, alas she isn't
  8. My brother in-law and his wife It was a nightmare when they used to visit uninvited Now we have a concrete wall to keep the riff raff out
  9. I had an Irish friend staying here in 2009 with his katoey One night in the bar he said straight faced " I think I'm turning gay " My reply, after chocking on my beer was Why do you think that, just because you have sex with a man in a dress My wife just sat there looking confused, she later said my reply was not nice
  10. If they fitted oars similar to the Viking long boats, it would work out much cheaper and more friendly to the environment
  11. Back in the 70's a friend bought half a BBQ chicken, opened it up and it tried to run away, the maggots were everywhere Took it back and the owner of said greasy take away offered the other half for free Can't get better than that
  12. Thanks for that. Not having had the misfortune of dining there I assumed old rice would be the staple dish
  13. Cruel, so very cruel
  14. A dose of knee capping should deter this retard from offending again
  15. Being busted in Melbourne would have been better for him A much more civilized prison system Hope he likes rice soup
  16. TAT do realize that the first 4 months of the year are crap in Europe, unless you are a Polar Bear Hence the tourist surge I'm sorry I am showing my ignorance; TAT are the smartest folk around
  17. That would make life too simple for us and cut back on hopeful tea money. I had an IMM orifice shuffle my papers for almost 1 hour then said its lunch time we go next door My reply was, be seeing you in 1 hour
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