Middle-aged women do not qualify as "quality"? By whose standards?
Her friend rode past, what makes you think that she was out alone? Even if she had been, so what, she is an adult, isn't she?
Where was the confirmation that she was drunk? She didn't speak English and had just gone a_rse over tit into a ditch from a moving, then suddenly stationary, bike, perhaps she was shocked and disoriented maybe making her sound incoherent? Maybe she had been drinking but how does that make her not the required "quality", are only teetotallers quality tourists now?