Have a choice , I have man jumps queue at traffic light and waves machete at stupid farang whose in his way, or 2 men must go first in a queue of traffic caused by dawdling other man hogging outside lane then they both eventually squeezing by and the other undertaking on hard shoulder ploughing straight into parked car, or moron probably looking at phone ploughs into back of car at 10mph in traffic queue, your choice.
The best one is mr tailgater "Im in a hurry" but this is a two for one as we also have mr boy racer showing his prowess at the end in spectacular fashion