My Dearest Friends of TV,
How much longer must we wait for the US Navy to develop Brain Implants for our Lovable Canines, the very same ones that keep us up at night with incessant and needless bark, bark, barking?
Here is an article which discusses progress being made by the US Navy for Mood Disorders in Human Beings.....but I don't care so much about this technology.
I just want everyone to have a wireless remote control to stop barking at the touch of a button, any time I feel like pressing it.
DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, seems to be making steady progress.
BUT, they are not even thinking of the most important use for this technology, which is to STOP the Canine in its bark, if not its tracks, altogether.
Read the article in Scientific American, if you have any interest in this Topic!!!!
So, the question is how much would you pay for a remote control, such as this, and....
Should this Canine Brain Implant, once perfected, be required for all dogs, as well as, maybe, for dog owners, too?
I would pay a lot for a wireless remote control, such as this.
And, I would also like the canine brain implant to cause any dog to immediately lie down when aggressively confronting me, with teeth bared, ready to bite.
Much superior to rabies jabs, after the fact of being bitten and mauled by a lousy (flea bitten) dog, IMHO.
Regards.
Gamma
Note: Send me one for XMAS, if you know where to buy one!