DezLez

Actually it was a farthing!

The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say. He keeps asking the Pontiff questions about the church and, in particular, the nuns. "Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?" Grumpy asks. "No, my son, all of our nuns are at least five feet tall," smiles the Pope. "Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?" "I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?" "No reason," replies Grumpy. "But you're positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, maybe two-and-a-half feet tall?" "I'm sure, my vertically-challenged son," says the Pope, trying not show his curiosity. "Okay," moans Grumpy. So the Pope listens to the dwarves as they leave the building. "What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarves. Grumpy mutters, "He said they don't have any." At that the other six start chanting, "Grumpy screwed a penguin! Grumpy screwed a penguin!"

Those weeds get everywhere!

It gives "going out on a high" a totally new meaning!

If you don't know your geography and World leaders there is not much I can do either!

FYI I think you will find it is Putin, the Russian president, not Biden who is POTUS, who started the war by invading Ukraine!

No, just the stupid wearers!

A big deep breath!

If that happened life in Thailand would no longer be normal for it's citizens!

A young adult named Bob enters a confessional Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.” Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?” Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

The guy with the hook and net?

What a load of rowlocks and hot air, they are just making waves, as they couldn't get a sail.

Who cares what letter of the LBGTQ!?# alphabet it falls under, I'll just stick with "big fat slob" as nobody with half a brain cell is going to touch that with any part of their body!

How does 1 out of six equal 30%?

I think the know when the are coming, they just don't know where they are going!

Or just being addicted to drugs being heavily reliant on weed to sleep etc! ????

But that is not flexible as it does not apply during the 5 months the 800K cannot be touched!

Would a "Band Aid" help?