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DezLez

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  1. I searched for the search function but could not find it!
  2. I do hope they are not using the TAT crystal ball for their predictions!
  3. I agree! It means you miss her putting her hand in your trousers/pants pocket and playing with your "loose change"!
  4. Why get upset? The "missis" is going to end up with the money anyway!
  5. I try to scramble them up but somebody has to crack em! If you give me a timer I'll see if I can whisk up a few more before I reach boiling point. Always assuming of course that you don't poach any of them before I get time to hatch a few new ones or shell out for some cracking new ideas that will fry your brains!
  6. That comment should either be in the joke section or re-written; "We, the Trumpets, all eagerly awaited Trump's next tweet and dissect his every word while the sane citizens of the USA squirmed in embarrassment!" .
  7. I was going to sleep on my previous post but I chickened out as I though I might have ruffled enough feathers without an eggsplanation!
  8. It maybe a case of what is good for the goose is worth a gander!
  9. I do so love your pillow talk!
  10. That creased me up!
  11. Another fire disaster waiting to happen with 3 locked fire doors according to the news article! The owner(s) and managers should be locked up.
  12. If you are waiting for a rainy day to make a profit I suggest you might want to water down your expectations!
  13. And what, according to your crystal ball, does the threat of your "next level" involve?
  14. He needs the tinfoil hat so he can become fully baked!
  15. I agree but I would NOT click on ANY link(s) contained inside any of these "security alerts"! Always go directly to the site and log and then use the change password procedure!
  16. Why insult the rats? ???? At least they have the sense to leave the sinking ship behind, which is something the hard core sheep and lemmings will never do!
  17. Or maybe just because of all that hot air coming out of an orange mouth!
  18. I think he is probably beyond help if that little outburst is anything to go by.
  19. I suppose it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "by word of mouth"!
  20. Was it a screw-top or a cock-screw?
  21. As a symbolic gesture you could have offered to beat beat him instead?
  22. I would have told him to punt off or go take a punt!
  23. Don't they charge 200Bht for it?
  24. In a simple sentence I think it is cause you either failed to put a spell or him or feed him alphabet spaghetti!
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