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DezLez

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  1. Please quote a reliable source for those figures! Or have you just plucked them out of your head!
  2. If he wants to run a school he will need them!
  3. For the sake of your child, I hope not given the level of communication and language skills you have portrayed on this forum so far! Finding one for yourself might be a better idea for all!
  4. I don't think he knows if, or to who, he is married to, or what age his daughter can be!
  5. Your modesty becomes you, as does your arrogance!
  6. Your daughter is two years younger than you!
  7. What a crass statement! I take it you are a "Farang" and count yourself among the "losers"!
  8. Let us hope and pray that he follows Jesus's example and goes to heaven, or elsewhere!
  9. Or Macbeth with; “Is this a dagger which I see before me"
  10. He reeks of a much stronger and unprintable word!
  11. Why? What harm are the premises and occupants doing you? Are you jealous that perhaps you do not fit in?
  12. Bit of an over dramatic set of statements regarding raids on illegal activity, which I believe the majority of tourists will be neither interested in, or even know where to find!
  13. I'm definitely not Japanese but it seems I should come into the above equation! Is there something I can do about this?
  14. Why were you both wearing your mum's clothes? The family a bit kinky? Ps; Sorry about the editing problem above
  15. I think leaving the hand brake on was not what the doctor meant when he said he wanted the wife to be in labour earlier rather than later!
  16. Shocking attitude by today's workers! it will lead to the death of corporal punishment as we know it! Bring back hanging is all I can say!
  17. Damm it! I misread the above and thought that a man had been jailed with Sir K Starmer!
  18. I am a sucker for all embracing research with tentacles in all sorts of interesting places!
  19. I for once agree with you. Especially as you are not in charge otherwise we would all be ash by now!
  20. My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
  21. Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
  22. I figured out why Teslas are so expensive. It's because they charge a lot.
  23. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles.
  24. So many people these days are too judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them!
  25. I've decided I want a pet termite. I'm going to call him Clint. Clint Eatswood.
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