ignore it

Stick it in the freezer. Some have eaten wolly mammoth meat that's been frozen for thousands of years. Seal in airtight bag (or deep in permafrost)to avoid freezer burn.

Hey, Whaddya talking. It ain't a phonograph record. It's an early computer disc drive

21st Century Blues. It's too hot. Internet boring Aircon makes too much noise. Food delivery takes too long. Swimming pool too hot Don't get no respect on AN. Life's a batch!

Taxi driver obviously involved. Finding one aint so easy and I can't imagine one who'll wait while you dash in to pick something up.

Any recommendations for a shop to replace the body of my aging wife? Works great, memory getting weak...

I get all my screws out of ha4dware stores.

If you are lonely and desperate in Thailand, you are such a loser !

How to let someone know your on your first trip to Southeast Asia without saying it. Wait till he gets to Vietnam!

Ai. Must have been a good one.

Pattaya, You just got to be tough.

A lot of great advice so far on this serious topic. And kudos for to the OP for his forethought and planning. My wife doesn't like to think of such things and certainly won't talk about. But, is there any room behind the shed?

Thanks china

"And I thought the Chinese had the corner on that particular behavior according to many AN OPs. " One should not rush to judgement. There are more than 55 ethnic minorities in china. But he kinda looks like Dr Phil

Whoa Nelly, This opens a whole new avenue for weed marketing

Ah hah A new word. Seemingly from a T S Eliot fan Granted it's denominalization, but aptly applied. Thanks

Interesting A reverse gofund me.

My top five are 1 Free weed 2 My friend's weed 3 Weed and booze 4 Weed and John Coltrane 5 More weed, booze, and classic jazz

Use my wife. Everybody else did before we married.

Asking this lot about churches is a bit of a long shot.

A lot of Americans went to Vietnam visa free before 1975. Didn't even need a passport. Direct travel to Hanoi was not allowed.

Yeah Sorry about that I tossed it because I was high already

Conspicuous consumption in Asia? Who knew?

10 out of 10 crash On the highways please remember to be situational aware, know the flow of traffic and keep aware of crazies, zoomers, racing packs, and ladies who really have to pee by watching in your mirrors as well as out front. Ya just got to be like a fighter pilot and keep your eye on your 6. This public service announcement was sponsored by weed.

Yep. There's a certain proportion of Asian females (of all classes and socioeconomic backgrounds) that like to play the game and a certain proportion of western men that don't know the game and come looking for true love. Even experienced guys occasionally fall into the trap. Tell your buddy to grow up and get over it, love all of them and trust none of them. And to make sure they shower before hitting the sack and afterwards for the next guy. Ain't it a turn off when your current honey comes over from a friend's wedding or a night out with the girls with another man dripping out of her?

You should clean your toilet more thoroughly. Eat more fiber to keep your time on the seat shorter.