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Korat Kiwi

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  1. It looks to have been a really nice yacht and would have been a great home too. The owner is probably feeling a bit like the yacht.. Gutted.
  2. And then Al realized his problems were much bigger than just a smashed truck.
  3. Boeing NOTAM: “Oh, great! Now there goes my hat!”
  4. “Boy, there’s sure a lot of sharks around here, aren’t there? … Circling and circling. … THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE! … Killers of the sea … yes siree …”
  5. Each time the click beetle righted itself, Kyle would flip it over again—until something went dreadfully wrong.
  6. The bozone layer: shielding the rest of the solar system from the Earth’s harmful effects.
  7. God as a kid tries to make a chicken in his room.
  8. Sorry darling, but I think I burnt the eggs. Let's go into town for breakfast.
  9. What else was written on the desk? For a good time call 099 *******? Could have been a good little side hussle 😉
  10. Don't worry about that... the doctor said they would grow back in a little while.
  11. So here we have a person being stabbed and AN members bitch fighting amongst themselves over nationalities and perceptions thereof. Somethings on these forums never change and it's the usual members bickering. I doubt the victim cares one iota about your opinions. He didn't deserve a stabbing.
  12. Bangkok as a top 10 destination for summer? Maybe true for Malaysia and Chinese tourists but I could think of a lot other places I'd rather visit over summer. Smog and congestion of Bangkok would be at the bottom of my list.
  13. In the original story, it is suggested that as the body had been in the water a long time; marine animals had eaten the extremities. So not necessarily a murder.
  14. Oleksandr Usyk... Now what a champion!
  15. It'll probably end up something like this: Or maybe this unless the patent is already taken:
  16. “Well, well, King … looks like the new neighbors have brought a friend for you, too.”
  17. “Now remember, Cory, show us that you can take good care of these little fellows and maybe next year we’ll get you that puppy.”
  18. “My next guest, on the monitor behind me, is an organized crime informant. To protect his identity, we’ve placed him in a darkened studio—so let’s go to him now.”
  19. Wow, this sounds like real nasty stuff. Vapes I can understand but laced with meth! Just bloody dangerous. Lockem up danno and throw away the key.
  20. Well if they were and there was a slight malfunction, you'd probably get more than a fanny fart!
  21. I'll keep an eye out for them this Sunday... Might be the undercard to Fury vs Usyk 🤔
  22. I hope they make an example of these little brats, to discourage any future wanna be gangsters.
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