Korat Kiwi

Right now here goes.... I'm on retirement visa which was done via an agent in Pattaya (yes I know it's official name is different). The 90 day reporting was also done by them when due. After 6 months I moved to Korat and today did the notification of new address and as the 90 day was coming up killed 2 birds with one stone. I asked about getting a certificate of residence as I wish to get my Thai driving licence (Car and bike) in Korat. I have full licences in NZ but have been using IDP so far. My old Chiang Mai licences expired due to returning to NZ for a few years. I was told that I have to apply of one in Chonburi as that is where my retirement visa was given. WTF? From what I can see online, you apply at the local immigration office that you submitted your last 90 report to. So if I go back to Pattaya are they going to give me a residence certificate? Will the Chonburi certificate be accepted by Korat LTA for getting the licences? It all seems a bit back to front to me but then what do I know. Is this Thai logic/bureaucracy?

I sat in the barbers chair and was about to pay 40 baht. Then his girlfriend came in... Now it's gonna cost me 150 baht... Dang it.

Good on the woman to act fast and seek nearby assistance. Who knows what could have happened.

It's time they cancel all future appointments... for the next 20+ years.

Pistol whip them and see how they feel with that treatment. If tenderized enough then they might even make good shark bait. Scum bucket loan sharks. When will Thais learn... Only spend what you have. Loan only from proper banks. Cannot afford then don't buy.

Insurance scam?

I fail to see how people accidentally use the accelerator instead of the brake. The brake is the wide pedal not the thin one! There is quite a difference between the two. People like this should not be driving. It's scary to think that they are allowed on public roads. Along with faulty brakes what other hairbrained excuses can they dream up. Piss poor driver methinks.

Waiting for the tide to come in or is he being a silly canunt?

Come now.... Khao Yai is known as a bike racers paradise. You can hear them a mile off. Unless you chop up their bikes nothing will change.

Zoom in..... lukewarm at best 😏

Luckily he wasn't "MOOn'd" by a cow.

Why do people go to Pattaya?

Yep those Honda Adv scooters are nice. I'd like a 750 Adv but it's a bit of overkill really. This guys family are going to be paying out a small fortune if they want their boy back any time soon. Bad enough having booze in the system but weed as well? In my past exposure to the stuff, it made me slow down not speed up. Strange.

Bet that tightened her poop hole!

I get to hear the a*hole big trucks on the main road at around 3am. I don't mind trucks and understand they have stuff to cart. What I don't understand is why the have to fit them with those fake turbo fak off valve noise makers. What a bloody racket. Wish the cops would do their job and stop these clowns... more chance of winning lotto.

“Well, we’ve tried every device and you still won’t talk—every device, that is, except this little baby we simply call ‘Mr. Thingy.’”

For a long time, Farmer Hansen and his tall chickens enjoyed immense popularity—until Farmer Sutton got himself a longcow.

One sick fakr

Similar to Shoei... I haven't tried shark helmets.

Nice helmet. It's a brand I like too.

Salt and Vinegar..... Very tasty

Probably take the wrinkles out of your nut sack.

You could probably even wear a dress!

Now he wouldn't have paid his way out of this mess would of he? Surely not!

Several reported stiff facial muscles, unable to control their expressions, and sought medical attention at a local hospital. He should have sold some of this stuff to street vendors.... A possible in lieu item for Kamagra. Although I wouldn't be too keen on how it's applied!