Korat Kiwi

“I don’t know if this is such a wise thing to do, George.”

Some locals were seen running around with large plastic bags.... Apparently trying to scoop up the toxic smoke. What lovely considerate neighbours! Smoke concert to follow.

Not much difference between dumb and stupid. In Thailand you are always going to be in the spotlight once released from prison, unsure if they have parole here. I would have thought one would steer away from trouble and keep out of the lime light. Silly silly boy!

BOB.... You're back!

Or run away.... Oops sorry that belongs with the Italians

What? He owns a big building too? Oh you mean manners...

My god, what sane person would get such a hideous thing tattooed on their body? It's not even artwork. TIT that's for sure

Many years ago whilst working in the Middle East, I purchased those Apple replicas for my teenage kids back in NZ. Cheap and nasty sums up that experience. However it was perhaps the best option as Apple were constantly changing models. They all become redundant pretty quickly. Saved me some $$$$ and by that time they all had their own jobs to buy there own.

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.” The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, “Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.” “Unbelievable!” thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, “Do me a favour and rub this fork over your private part!!” which she did! He then goes to the man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says, “Oh, interesting! I never knew Brenda worked here!”

It's like re bar, but not as hard (Unless you rub it vigorously).

I'm surprised you got a cellphone for 700 baht... I'd expect something more like this for that money: And regarding the heat, I agree. My smart watch didn't like the 40+ temp either. Kept on shutting down to 'save internal workings'. Sometimes you have to pay a bit more to get decent quality. But I think this heat would even kill off them! I tend to stick with known brands for electronics. Other stuff not so much. So far so good. Strange your phone won't accept a sim. Have you checked with any sim provider to find out why? I know there are a few differing sizes but unsure about formats/upgrades etc that can cause this to happen. I remember some earlier digital cameras couldn't accept later model memory cards... software problems and different technology. Hopefully someone can sort your sim problem.

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“Hey, you’ll love it! All she needs is some gravel, a few plants, and maybe one of those miniature human skeletons.”

“Well, here we go again! I always get the gurney with one bad wheel!”

At the Vincent van Gogh School of Art

“Hey! Now her whole head is out! … This is getting better every minute!”

“Well, Mr. President, let’s see—carry the one, take away three, carry the two … that would be four score and seven years ago.”

Maybe the Thai women said they were scrubbers?

Now that would be the life I reckon. Change of scenery whenever you want and access to thousands of dive sites. Sounds like a dream.