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All the symptoms of an old and worn out box/converter, it needs a total overhaul, dont waste money on oil and filter changes,

Hello Gents, ive been looking for McGarretts powder and APVinegar in Udon thani, has anybody seen it there? Thanks.

Always mixed powder with water, vinegar makes it a bit tastless like american custard, sorry, mustard, and german zenf,

That was a good article Mania, just goes to show that perhaps MM can bring a bit of camaraderie into the paddock, im sure the riders all respect one another, but there seems to be[or was] an underlying hate for each other,

Many sites talk about reckless riders, come on, these blokes are riding the fastest bikes on earth, shit doesnt happen in a heartbeat, it happens in a 1/4 of a beat.

Getting back to Toms blowup, some of you follow Crash.net [stupid name] and might have read the comments there about this, I cant believe fans could write such crap that Tom revved the engine to delibratly destroy it cos he hasnt been happy with his pit crew, my think is Toms first reaction is to rev it, it might have been an inbox fire, and by revving it, sucked the flames into the engine and kill the fire, at the time, he probaly didnt know the engine had thrown a leg out of bed, until it stopped, with the bike on fire they critizied him for throwing the bike down and running away, {cos he just signed a new contract] What was he supposed to do, call to the marshalls, I say chaps, it appears my bikes on fire, shall i push it over to you??[with flames licking round 20 odd litres of volatile fuel] Tom did the right thing, scarper ASAP, 1 death at the weekend was 1 to many,

Now it seems BMW are finished at the end of season,

I think Tom has a little problem here, WSB russia race 1, normally a Kawasaki engine is bullet proof, and renowned for it, perhaps it started with an electrical prob like the rev limiter?

Mickey Mouse certainly has a good future, and a good sense of fun, Same as VR, who laughed with him in the pits about the corkscrew move,

Josh Brookes has finaly won a BSB race, {perhaps cos Shakey lost the front after getting past him round the back of Brands on the GP circuit,] but well done JB, only another 48 to go to catch up with Shakey who won the 2nd race, The 250 race [again] was an absolute corker, 5 abreast round clearways on the last lap, well worth a look if you can find it on the tube,

Russia WSB was a sad affair, the WSS riders are as much to blame as the organisers, these fellas are all world class riders, didnt the warm up lap tell them anything??? they should have had a vote on the grid, or at least started the race and put there hands up, the visibility behind the front few was 0, weve lost another promising new rider as a consequence..

I thought thai-Bashing was against the posting rules, it seems not,

Why the stupid smileys?????? there are no precautions against dengue fever,

That was the best WKends racing ive seen for a long time, Assen is always a spectacular event, there are passing places,and thats what makes the best on the calendar, VR46 well done that man, great to see him back winning again, and well done Yourgay, broken bone, sugery, flights ect and a 5th, oh yes, so many critics have said that Vale was over the hill at 34, oh, really? 49 yo Jeremy McWilliams won the Battle of the Twins at the NW200 this year,

WSB, Our man The Grinner Tom Sykes did the double and Kawasakis 1st ever win at imola, at wsb level, and winning by a healthy margin, WSS was good, but like Monza the marshalls are otherwise ignorant,not trained, or plain stupid, again it was an oil problem they failed to spot,

This coming WK, we have the BSB from Snetterton, my home circuit, it should be live on the net, about 5.00 pm thai time, Come on Shakey!!!

What i would like to know, is that how many of the posters on this thread have been helped or hindered by coruption?

Seems to me that when somebody wants to correct things, all you lot do is Poo Poo the idea, carry on your Thai-Bashing, see where it gets you!!!

At the age of 37 i had my prostate bored out, and a catherta fitted for a few days, the intial problem was having a pee after sex, the pain put me down on my knees crying, so after the opp, i looked into what the prostate gland does,

this gland makes the clear fluid that lubricates the flow of semen up the penis, and if it doesnt, the next flow of urine is very painful, and after sometimes difficult to pass pee,

To be blunt, masturbation and sex is the best way to make the gland work, just make sure that there is signs of the clear fluid before ejaculation, foreplay with your partner 30 mins or so should produce results, web research will show you that 70% of men over 60 who practise this are less lickly to get prostate cancer, you also could look for a site about self prostate massage, this also relieves symptoms,

Once i understood what the prostate does and how to "exercise" it, my problems were gone in 2 days..

My wife put a huge bucket in one of our bathrooms. When I asked why, she said in case the power goes.

It makes sense since we have no elevated water tank. I've used it a few times.............

Yes, good idea, if you are into breeding mosquitos..

Fanny will pull you further than dynamite will blow you, well done to the thai girl that unloaded this silly <deleted>, he had something sticking up between his eyes !!

Like BT, ive had a double dose of the breakbone fever, it really knocked me for 6 for a few weeks, but getting over it now,

Heres a few links for live TT racing, although the most exciting is probaly over now, the best was Mc Pint on the last lap of Sundays superbike race, he had to make up 8 or so seconds on Guy Martin for 3rd, which he did and broke the lap record, Kudos to him for getting Joeys leathers on the podium, he said it was the same 13 years ago, Joey on the top step and him 3rd, this time it was Michael Dunlop on the top step, anyway, onto the links,,

http://ttlive.iomtt.com/ this is the live race, look at the left side, click Radio for the live commentary and after race interviews!!

http://www.filmon.com/#Sky-News-_-Spotlight-Entertainment This is where you can watch the days events, scroll down the channels till you come to Live UK TV, [union Jack} click this, then click ITV4, its starts at 4am thai time, and it seems the only prog on that site, i dont think its repeated during the day, or look up ITV4 on Utube,

Seems Toms WSB capaigm is back on track, Scott & Cal doing well, but just now im all wrapped up with the TT, Can Michael do 6 outa 6? well, hes halfway there,

It was done to incite more riots and looting,

What is this word "gotten" ????????????

Sounds like the old Ford problem, even with new glow plugs,

Try heating it, churn it over 3/5 secs, turn off, re-heat and try again,

If that doesnt work, get the heater relay checked, its a popular misconception that once the dash heat light goes out, the glow plugs stop, in fact they keep going for several more seconds,to improve smokey emmisions, Good luck,

I used to go to an East London school, and the teacher told me i was university material,

I told mum and dad, and dad said, yes, cos you are the only one that can speak english,,

Yes Kwasaki, i see an article about the discs and the problem, carbon discs are handed, with arrows same as a tyre, but Vale had 2 left or 2 right discs on causing the vibes, otherwise im pretty sure he would have got past Cal..

There must be a lot of us UK fans that are so glad Cal didnt go to Ducati, If Rossi couldnt make it work, who can??

Rossi had a broken rear disc, it slowed him up, he just held position to get home, the tossers posting on Crash were saying,excuses excuses ect, and that Qatar was a fluke,

So gentlemen, who really made Qatar interesting, was it Yourgay buggering off at the front with the 2 Hondas line astern,or was it Rossi getting past them, and if he had not made that small error, it would have been top notch at the front, great stuff!!

Didnt like Austin much really, first 6 bends like a slalom, and the helicopter shots showed all the yankee razamataz crap, oh well, it is America i suppose..

This is a difficult one to call, [ not AIS] Watching the QP last night, MM was dragging his elbows on some corners,aint seen that for a long time,

If Rossi doesnt win i will say he will right up there,

Also i wish Eurosport comentators would stop comparing him to Moaner, post race Qatar and QP interviews he was a really nice fella full of admaration for his peers,

If i cant get rid of the adverts, i will watch on this link, http://www.kakibara.com/watch/live/stream/online/free/tv/video/channel/feed/link/broadcast/vivo/gratis/p2p/diretta/1/516996/april-7-2013/eurosport-2.html

BT, dont get me wrong mate, its just some of the recent comments JB has made i find a bit irksome, he has definatly upped his game last season, not crashing and breaking other riders legs ect, but with him saying he can win the NW200 at his first atempt is a bit too much to stomach, if he does it will be a fluke, and he will never wind his head in again!! hes up against the best Road Racers in the world there and at the TT, Phil Read said, Youve never raced a bike till youve done the TT,

I would think Troy Bayliss is the top Ozzie of all time, Ducati asked him to take the injured Gibenaus place in the last Motogp of the year, Troy had already won the WSB title, so he took the forks out of his wsb bike, put them in the racer, and with normal practice,warm up ect, he won the race!! which should make many of us think about Johnny Rea, who had a lot of practice on moaners Honda and managed 6/7?

Kwasaki, you sure? i thought Helmuts son Stefan would be next in line for a works ride, that is if Redposa retires or gets sacked or leaves, And i aslo rekon Vale could be on for a 10th WC this year, he certainly put the spark back in MotoGP for me, Vale has never been interested in poles, he like to race and overtake ect, not be some automaton at the front, this is why Vale is so great to watch,

Shakey done the Double at Thruxton, in the 1st race he pipped Brookes on the last bend to win, 2nd race, the saftey car was out so much JB rekons he lost heat in the tyres and coundnt go for a podium, which didnt affect Shakey, so Byrne has a clear lead in BSB now, also seems Tyco Suzuki is 10 bhp down on the Kawasaki,

Not so with WSB, looks like BMW are 10bhp up on everything else, well done Chas Davies [Coultard lookalike] for doing the double as no2 to Melandri, that bike is so fast on the straights!!

Oi Waiter, get your finger out of my soup!!

Sorry sir, i have an infection and Doc told me to keep it warm,,

Well, stick it up your arse then!!

I do when im in the kitchen sir,,,

As Vocal describes above, its an electric cut out to the pump when the level is low and on when at a predermined height,

Thai name is a Luk Loy, around 550/600 bht from any good water,house irrigation suppliers,