talahtnut

58 minutes ago, HalfLight said:

 

That's a partial quote. Be honest and make the full quote:

 

'Sexy man, welcome. Gimme all yer money and I'll give you 10 minutes of bad sex, you're only the third in line.'

 

 

Not dissimilar to my UK ex.

Anyone thats been through the mill, knows that women

don't love men. 

10 years in Thaxted.

16 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

If you hadn't bought it, you wouldn't have (potentially) lost it.

Nobody to blame but yourself, I'm guessing you thought yours was different, but in reality, they're all the same.

At 76 you should have known better, I knew better age 52 after my English wife had at me.

Men don't learn, we are the eternal chancers.

44 minutes ago, mikebell said:

I can't wade through 39 pages - this is my two penn'orth: I am 76.  Bought house/car/married/financed my step-daughters' education.  Find that I am being cheated out of my house/possessions.  No hope of justice in Thai Court; 'This is Thailand' my wife hissed.  Will wait for the verdict with no confidence, then it's off to Vietnam taking my pensions with me.

Mate, we know what its like, every man in the world

has been burned by a woman.

Just be thankful that you not born a male black widow

spider.  

6 minutes ago, DrTuner said:

It's easy since Thais are Übermensch, just look at your toes.

Thus spake Zarawatsit.

I try looking looking at the west with Thai eyes.

I see massive turmoil, lies, corruption, fraud, debt,

poverty in rich 'civilized' countries.. Civilized?

I see immigration policies allowing all sorts in to

receive benefits.  Properties/ businesses sold

to foreign nationals, with subsequent price/ tax rises.

The Thais must think the west is a bit Ting Tong

as they take good care of their nations borders.

The UK should have done the same.

On 12/9/2018 at 7:59 PM, TunnelRat69 said:

Talahtnut, you are an evil man.............I can;t get that tune out of my head, walking round the farm tending to the birds and dogs singing "Everybodies a bit of a <deleted> sometime"  glad there are no other Americans around me, they would think I have "crossed to the other side"

Yeaah, evil is most fun.  My car in the UK has the

registration number  E  666 DRO  [Devil rides out] he he.????

Muvver used to hate me. he he.

On 12/9/2018 at 7:27 PM, bannork said:

Talahtnut, please pass the coke .....bottle 

 

 

 

Absolutely brill. The gal reminds me of an old GF,

I've got a thing about gals in glasses.

You are welcome to a whole line of coke

bottles.

1 hour ago, bannork said:

It's not too late, there will be more rejoicing in the world of rock n' roll over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine disco loving persons who do not need to repent.

Repent...bo^^ocks:

3 hours ago, Tippaporn said:

I believe the term 'good music,' or 'bad music' is a misnomer.  I've come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as good or bad music.  How do I know?  Simply by the reputation points I get when I post a song.  By my count I should have a trillion gadzillion million points by now, LOL.  Sometimes I'm amazed when I post a song that I feel is exceptional in so many ways and I think to myself that the posters here will overwhelmingly react positively yet not a single poster reacts (I shed a tear)

Agreed, those terms are generally subjective, but if you

listen to sh1t music all time you wont know what the

good stuff is.

However, I forgive all the posters, [they know who they are],

for posting Hells noise, for reason given below:

9 hours ago, madmen said:

10 hours ago, Denim said:

Drove it to Bangkok. That's a year of driving without any trouble. There is a God in heaven. Pity it rained all the way since I had washed the car for the trip for the first time in 6 weeks without rain.
 
Never mind cloud seeding. If your area is suffering a drought pm me and I will come and wash my car there for a reasonable fee.

Why would you wash a car before a road trip? You have it back the front

I've always found it easier to clean a car before it gets dirty.

7 minutes ago, tifino said:

I almost finished re-installing my anti tailgater on high beam Passive retaliation system;

 

it comprises 2 rolls of 13 yards long 2 inch wide 3M retroreflective tape (same as the fibre night vest stuff)

I wind this ribbon all around my cargo /dogbarrier in the rear of the wagon.

Tailgater comes up behind and is self blinding himself... getting back some inverse square ratio'd portion of his own blinding LED lighting!

Oh and it also sends just as much reflect back thru the windscreen, to corporal punish oncoming glaring lights drivers too... and also the 2 side window of the wagon have some of it too... just to catch out an attack of highbeam from all other quarters!

 

Going back to it's inception; at first all I wanted was to not have to continually flip the day/night mirror, but that got boring... 

 

The first project was to install a rear vision camera, because the fringe benefit of the tapes was that I had no direct mirror rear views. The ribbon by virtue of itself also stopped the TVscreen vision being washed out by all the tailgater's lights.

 

I then installed a 2nd rear cam;

both alternatively feed the same screen, as AV1 and AV2:

- one a day cam 170 degree view, which comes on auto when it detects movement i.e whenever driving. It is the direct replacement for the normal driving rear view mirror, which itself is now simply the base for the TV monitor, strapped over the mirror.

 - the other a day/night IR cam 170 degrees, which auto selects for when I am in Reverse

Smoke machine works well.

Large stones dropped through a hole in the floor in

front of the rear wheel is a nuisance for followers

A bag of sticky feathers released out back as required

Fine oily mist spray is quite off putting.

A 6' pop up mirror is quite alarming.

Failing all that, a long pole with an axe tied to the end,

pivoted at the other end so that it falls in the middle

of the offending vehicles bonnet.

5 hours ago, Tippaporn said:

Jack White's Raconteurs doing an awesome live rendition of Nancy Sinatra's Bang Bang sometime around 2006

That is a cracking song ruined, I had Cher version

recorded on a little cassette player in the car about '67.

In this case, the Tunnel rat has a point.

4 hours ago, TunnelRat69 said:

 

I bet you your knackered old Bosers on my 1954

Hillman Minx Conv. thrashing your GTO and leaving

in the dust.  One condition-only one gallon in the tank.

Anyway, there were no proper cars built after 1954.

Get this in yer cones..

The US has instigated over 100 wars since WW2 and

60 regime changes in foreign governments, all for

US profit and eventual world domination. NWO.

I wouldn't call the US a bully, its more like a rabid dog.

I feel empathy for the regular American folk, as good

as anybody in the world, thrown into the US war machine.

I suspect Al Capone is back and become the Godfather

of US government foreign policy.

2 hours ago, bristolboy said:

The location and number of bases is more or less irrelevant when the discussion is about violating nuclear weapons agreements.

The US does not regard the bases and their locations

as irrelevant, they are a powerful tool in international

negotiations.

Any US discussions are becoming pointless, as the US

has a history of breaking international agreements,

treaties, and promises, resulting in a loss of their

credibility worldwide.

Russia is surrounded with US military bases.

Who is threatening who here?

How can Russia threaten the US which is

vastly superior in military strength?

More flopping about.

Even me missus flops around to this..  should be

sweeping the floor.    Utterly irresponsible.

34 minutes ago, trigpoint said:

I've had a lifetime of tinkering / repairing cars, mainly landrovers for my 4x4 off road competions, now here in Thailand I never look under the bonnet from 1year to the next on my Mazda truck, just serviced once a year. Luvly jubly.

Sent from my vivo 1601 using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
 

Land Rovers are the best looking 4wds ever, but you need

to carry a bags of tools with you at all times.