chickenslegs

Just as I walked into Makro, Sattahip, at about 1.00pm today they were stacking the milk shelves. Hardly a space was left. Every brand, size and colour of cap was available. But just yesterday I couldn't find a bottle of full fat milk anywhere, nor even semi-skimmed. Could have been worse, every few weeks there is a shortage of schweppes tonic water, and it can last for days.

Scum floats.

The only stupid question is the question that is never asked. If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid.

I'll take a Real Cheeseburger, a Real Meat Burger, XXL fries, and a diet coke to go please.

Another thought. If you (or the house owner) have completed a TM30 it will have your name and address on the receipt, possibly in English.

If you get a Certificate of Residence from your local Immigration Office (same document that you need for driving licence application), you could have it translated and certified - there's often a translation service near to Immi. You need the following docs to get the certificate: Your passport plus a copy of the photo page Copy of your Visa Copy of your TM 6 Departure Card 2 x passport-sized photos Copy of your lease agreement/house registration book (yellow Tabien baan) Copy of receipt of address notification

Hereditary baldness is passed on X chromosome, so it's more dominant on the mother's side of the family. Look at your maternal grandfather for the best indication. My dad was lean and tough as nails. He was also a great story-teller and very popular with the ladies, though I'm pretty sure it was never more than flirtation. I miss him. Unfortunately, the only attribute I inherited from him is my thick head of hair.

Trevithick

I remember Mr Chad .... Wot! No corruption.

Fountain

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Mortem

We decided on underground tanks for the same reason. Even when the mains water is just a trickle, the tanks at least get topped up overnight. Cleaning the tanks, however, is a pain in the <deleted>.

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Lizzy

Sounds encouraging. Not many developers still interested in completed projects after 10 years. Good luck.

Any chance that the builder has kept records of the company that provided/fitted the laminate?

Showroom

Not even after smoking a joint?

A guy walks into a bar with a small lizard on his shoulder. He says to the barman, "One for me and one for Tiny." The barman says, "Why do you call him Tiny?" And the guy says, "Cuz, he's my newt."

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says, “Smoking a joint; come up and have some if you like.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. When he gets to the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was smoking a joint in the tree with the monkey, but that he got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile decides to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, “Hey, you!” The monkey looks down and says “Duuuuude … how much water did you drink?!”

A few classics missing from that 1975 list. ... E.g. ... Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody Also, Jasper CarrottFunky Moped / Magic Roundabout

I prefer your previous signature Owl. Witty, cheerful, and optimistic is how I imagine you. Did you know that your new signature now appears in all your previous posts, right back to the start of this great topic of yours and beyond.