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ballpoint

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  1. Elon's quote was "until I find someone foolish enough to take the job". One man is over qualified.
  2. And they both manage to find the same "some of the people" who they can fool all of the time.
  3. Headline coming soon: "Donald Trump appointed CEO of Twitter".
  4. The perfect Christmas present, from 1951. Complete with a lump of uranium-238. Buy it for your kids and see their tiny faces light up.
  5. An angel walks into a hardware store and says, “I’d like to buy a Christmas tree.” The cashier asks, “Are you putting it up yourself?” The angel replies, “Yes.”
  6. My neighbour's a devout Buddhist, but he still celebrates Christmas. Every December he sits under the Christmas tree, wraps himself in paper and lives in the present.
  7. And damn good fun it was too...
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