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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Superlatives are the best thing in the world. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
You need to know lots to be an auctioneer. -
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Molestation (noun) - Facility used by moles wishing to travel by public transport. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My wife asked for clothes for Christmas. She said, "Don't forget, size 12" She hasn't said anything, but from the look on her face, I don't think she likes her shoes -
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Anyone else feeling optimistic about 2022? I am. I was at the gym this morning and got chatting to an attractive <deleted>. I asked her if she had any New Years resolutions. She said “**** you” 2022s going to be alright! -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A mate of mine was a big fan of the Doppler Effect. But he soon changed his tune when he ran past me. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
For how long do you need to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss? -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
On reflection, your wife is bananas. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
To be fair, he was only driven to burglary after he lost his job as a teacher because he couldn't control his pupils. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
If a giant crab stops you in the street, gets a hip flask out and says, "Do you fancy a nip?" ... Don't fall for it. It's a scam. -
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Back in the day, I was drummer for The Hinges. We supported The Doors. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I used to get so excited about French lessons. Sometimes a little 'oui' would come out. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, "Mummy, how did I get my name?" "Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose.” The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question. "Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily." The third girl asks "HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNGHHH!!!". "Shhh, quiet now, Breeze-block."