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Classic stuff. The OP asks a question, and the Republican supporters, while doing all they can to avoid that question, do a very good job of answering it.

Things a conspiracy nut would never say...

Does anyone want to buy a small herd of Friesian Cows? It turns the wife wanted a 2023 Diary ?

So mate of mine, married the vicars daughter, been together a few years now. We were talking and he said sex was getting a bit dull. I suggested he asked to do the other hole. He was a bit "can’t do that she’s the vicars daughter" etc. Well after a bit he agreed that it wouldn’t hurt to ask. Next day I said how did it go. Apparently she said "no we can’t afford children yet"!

Ever since Xmas Eve I could hear faint Latin rhythms and long sustained guitar notes coming from behind the fireplace. Santana got stuck up the chimney.

I hate it when people ask me if I'm a cat or dog person. I've only been in Korea a day, give me a chance.

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my Jean, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I 'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn't receive your email”

"Army to fill in for striking health workers."