-
Posts
7,255 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
16
Content Type
Events
Forums
Downloads
Quizzes
Gallery
Blogs
Everything posted by ballpoint
-
Apropos to my previous post, regarding Trump's continued veiled, and not so veiled threats against law enforcers, while praising January 6th rioters; while I strongly believe that the decent, law abiding majority of Americans will be repulsed by much of what he has (and his appointees have) done and said, I also believe that, if he manages to escape conviction for every one of the many issues he's being investigated for (which, luckily, isn't looking likely at the moment), and then, through fair means or foul, gets re-elected in 2024, that America deserves what will come of that. And it won't be pretty. The whole sorry saga plays out like an old time western. The evil Trump gang rode into town and tried to take it over. Will the townfolk stand up to his bullying, or will they lay down and let him walk all over them? I'd like to see the current sheriff call his bluff and sort out the problem once and for all. Sure, members of the gang will whoop and holler, and try to cause trouble, but the sheriff owns the cavalry and has the means to settle this now. Some things are better nipped in the bud - even a bud that was pruned back in 2020 but allowed to resprout - than left to ferment and foment.
-
Trump has come out on a right wing radio show and said that if he runs and wins, he will "look very favourably at full pardons", plus a government apology for all those convicted for their involvement on Jan 6th, as the show host applauds each statement with "amen". Seems like Putin isn't the only one talking about freeing convicts to do his dirty work.
-
Justice Department makes redacted Mar-a-Lago affidavit public
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
I see him like someone who steals a major art work and keeps it in his home so he can look at it, and gloat over it, whenever he wants. Though, in Trump's case, I suspect he wouldn't even need to look at it, just the thought of it being there would be enough. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A fat old man went to the gym and asked "which machine should I use to attract girls?" The trainer replied "The one outside, with ATM written on it". -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
"Doctor, for the last eight months, my husband has thought that he's a lawnmower." "That's terrible. Why didn't you bring him in sooner?" "Because the neighbour just returned him this morning." -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My dog ate all the tiles from my Scrabble game, so I took him to the vet. No word yet though. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I went out mackerel fishing yesterday but before I could get the boat back on the trailer I was spotted by the RNLI Am now typing from a top notch hotel in Milton Keynes waiting for my pizza. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street. The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." The bartender thinks to himself, "The man can't be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, tonight he must have enough money", and gives beer to everyone. After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street. One evening later the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar." In disgust, the bartender asks "What, no beer for me this time?" "No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink." -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
When I was little, we were so poor, that on my 6th birthday, my mum put 3 candles on a cake and put it in front of a mirror. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Last weekend I was on the couch. My wife poked me to see if I was still alive. I opened my eyes and she sighed. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Barristers in the UK are set to go on strike. Screw them, I'll just make my own coffee at home and take a flask. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The family is gathered around the dinner table. First child says "mummy, how did I get my name?" Mummy says "well, when we were leaving the hospital after you were born, a flower petal floated down and landed on your head, so we named you "petal"". Next child asks "how did I get my name?" Mummy says "when we were leaving hospital after you were born, a cherry blossom floated down and landed on your head, so we named you "Blossom""". Third child says "ughughughugh" Mummy says "yes, Brick?" -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My dad is a man of very few words. He once said to me, “Son;” -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My dog can do magic tricks. It's a Labracadabrador. -
Trump asks for a 'special master' to review Mar-a-Lago evidence
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
Trump can't help spouting off and shooting himself in the foot. Now openly admitting that he had the top secret SCI documents in his house, where they were stored in cartons, while trying to make a point against the FBI: And one of his attorneys isn't doing much better. While claiming that the pictures released by the FBI don't show how his office normally looks, her denial included the words "anyone who has visited President Trump's office - he has guests frequently there" Trump admits that he had the documents, his attorney admits that the area was open to frequent visitors. The clown show continues. Maybe he's going to plead insanity? -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
-
Worst Joke Ever 2025
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!