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Ahem. (Put's on serious hat) Belly buttons come from where the umbilical cord was cut and tied off following birth. Adam and Eve were (allegedly) not born, so why did they have umbilical cords? Or, if no umbilical cords, then why belly buttons? (Normal service will now be resumed). Edit: I forgot the biggest theological question: If God made Adam in his own image, and Adam had a belly button, then why does God have a belly button?

It's okay. The Chinese obviously never gained any intelligence from the flight.

Interesting what the "what else might interest you" suggestions came with that when I clicked on it. Tells a sad, frustrating story of squeezing under the sink to replace a tap, leading to broken bones, and ending up howling at the moon while ripping peoples throats out...

I failed my exam. Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? His last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page Q3. The River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? Exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? Wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? He sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ? Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

I used to work with a guy called Keth. It was only recently that I discovered he was actually called Keith but he had an eye missing.

I hung a bird feeder in the tree at the end of my garden. That might seem a bit extreme, but he'd been warned.