NativeBob

the pleasure is all mine, your reply is an essence of pure wisdom and wit.

I won't dare, you excellence. If I dare the AN's server will explode from replies with gallons of bile and witty advices for me to go and shmoonk myself asap. Nothing special, your kindness, nothing.

Dear @stoner, us have different grasp on term "veteran" I assume. And term "tour" as well. Meanwhile I found it very peculiar why Trump choose JD? They are so different! From different galaxies - that much. What's in common between them? I can only say there's something sinister behind his flashy smile and over-cheerful performance at RNC.

That was a single counter measure against those very arrogant people. In 3 houses around that dog house were old and very old people (70++), very often they woke up in the middle of the night with problems to go to sleep again. When their kids (30+) visited them on weekends and tried to talk to that dog family (nicely and politely) >>> brought no results at all. Dog's hose kids bought big bike with damaged or removed silencer - so the whole village know they are coming or leaving. Quite village with very nice and decent people was terrorized by this family. Sure-sure, very sick bastard we should meditate instead, right? Recite mantras? Dance babushka?

Yes, JD posses that vicious cynical look he's hiding behind "easy-going everybody's pal" appearance. And no, JD is not veteran, he didn't fight to defend his country.

Opposite our house used to live a family of farang + thai wife + 2 luk-kruang boys and 2 medium to big size mongrels. Nobody train them, discipline them and gave them some basic "don't do thats" - so they barked whenever they fancied, howled and whipped. During night and early morning hours especially. Neighbors talked to farang - useless, his LBFM wife - useless, called police - no effect. Until we bought 4 sets of solar-powered Dazers from E-bay (ultrasound sirens) with motion detectors and neighbors attached those to walls opposite the dog house. One dog went crazy and chew his paw off, another hid himself in the corner and didn't make a slight noise, didn't eat much and one day they drove him away - I think they sent him the "Every Dog's Heaven". Ultrasound Dazer is "must have" here as well as pepper spray telescopic stick.

Indeed! Amazing $200 only! Baltic countries are $1K up.

Yes, rather burglaries, less robberies. North-West of Bangkok.

there's a bunch of very long-overstayed farangs in Cha-Am doing summer camps and they are not from Africa, Middle East or some exotic places. Really don't care = 500thb and problem solved.

Robberies are happening on daily basis in Bangkok committed by thais not foreigners. Its a big city after all. a bunch of columbians in possession of screwdrivers? a drop in the ocean of crimes.

any mutt on the street (outdoor) w/o leash and mask is dangerous and should be catapulted to Dog's Heaven of Eternal A*s Sniffing. just like flies and mosquitos There are many ways to do so some are very efficient and funny, some are quite brutal but who cares? I don't buy the idea "let my puppy run around the village" esp. when "a puppy" is a dumb AST exploring area near kindergarten.

you go to school and pretend you're real teacher while kids openly dispise you [as a teacher]

Still, Vanessa Mae was really "cool". She finnished her slope when everyone were gone, including sausage vendor and hot coffee dispencer. Journalists and TV guys left even earlier...

oh lily?

Yes, that is the best approach. Normally I mentioned my Embassy requirements (long before this year taxing changes). Worked miracles.

this is BBC. Nuff said.

Basic greed. I threaten our (former) landlord that I will report her to revenue department and she demanded us to leave within month. So I submited all payments details for last 2+ years. Don't know what happened later

Get a stick an try to hit its head with full strength. Or cary telescopic one - not expensive though.

typical for thais.

Ketamine party? that's similar to kosher pork chops.

yes, "that were the days"

Idiocy and paranoidal attacks are normal for White House. Trump said there spyware embedded into Chinese motherboards for servers Supermicro - the biggest competitor of Intel. Now (actually long time already)Kapersky. How is it difficult to reverse it? No, better just bark - DANGER, RUSSIANS ARE COMING! Well, since illiterate nomads flew high tech Boeings into steel towers and melted them with kerosene nothing would surprise me

Blackmore (The Rainbow), Page (LZ), Gilmore (PF), Clapton (the Cream), Iommi (Black Sabbath) and later Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull) My son looks at me listening those ^^^^ with a strange grim

On France24 I saw Minister of Sports and Ann Hidalgo swam in Seine. Priceless! Ooops! There's a price: 2,500,000,000 euros to clean it. Seine is not that big river. Why 2.5bln? My wild guess is 2,5 billions should be enough to clean all klongs of Mahanakorn including the River of Kings. Parisians are outraged with such budget and they promised to piss in Seine.

Today's interview on MSNBC was so scary my cat crawled under the bed: "I'm that kind of guy that blah" "I'm that guy that blew-blew" "I'm the guy who does "shmuky-dooky" With the smile of that python Kaa from the book "Mowgli" hypnotizing monkeys - playing with his voice, whispering and hissing. And suddenly he leaned toward with frozen look and vicious smile. Yes, just like that python Kaa. What was it? It was utterly sinister and scary.