Do any of you guys own a Persian cat? I need a friend for my cat.

I think your cat should be less racist and broaden his/her cultural horizons. There are cats in many countries with their unique perspective . Perhaps an Egyptian Mau or go native with a Siamese

 

My Iranian pal has a Siamese cat. 

I have seen some Iranian Islamic Republican cats wandering around our neighborhood. But they tend to get beaten up by locals.

Problem with the Siamese tom cats the they never fight fair always two or more against any foreign cats, though any tom can get his leg over a Siamese molly for a mouse or two...

5 hours ago, Basil B said:

Problem with the Siamese tom cats the they never fight fair always two or more against any foreign cats, though any tom can get his leg over a Siamese molly for a mouse or two...

And some cats aren't funny , and just actually boring pussies.