POSTER OF THE YEAR: The Final Round, 2017

[JLCrab]

11 minutes ago, transam said:

Joking aside....Buried my chums remains in his garden......The funeral party had karaoke, his Mrs asked me to sing a farang song at his grave side....Karaoke had no farang stuff installed.....With no music l sang "My Way"....

So his singing witness was a dead person. That figures.

[jenny2017]

12 minutes ago, transam said:

Joking aside....Buried my chums remains in his garden......The funeral party had karaoke, his Mrs asked me to sing a farang song at his grave side....Karaoke had no farang stuff installed.....With no music l sang "My Way"....

  And all the animals then ran away, as the devil himself was behind them. 

Edited December 30, 2017 by jenny2017

[geronimo]

5 minutes ago, transam said:

I am taking bookings, but under the table as a WP is out of reach cos Thais can do what l do....

I doubt they could do it quite like you!

[geronimo]

4 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

  And all the animals then ran away, as the devil himself was behind them. 

closing in on that 6th dot I see, congrats in advance ....

[geronimo]

Rumours are flying around that Nancy will receive a surprise lifetime achievement award .......

[transam]

9 minutes ago, JLCrab said:

So his singing witness was a dead person. That figures.

You were there in Nov....2010...?

[geronimo]

and as the runners pass the Nancy stand, Trans takes a sly look over his shoulder, looking to see if he can see Colin's wheelchair tracks, but they are nowhere to be seen ... can Baboon pull off the shock of the century? We'll just have to wait and see .....

[geronimo]

The authorities have been tipped off that there might be some sort of suffragette movement protest, like someone throwing themselves in front of the approaching riders .....

[Andrew Dwyer]

That's OK. I'm a Yank. If we can put up with Trump even a non-non-singing sleeveless shirted (hold the leather) Trans can't be all that bad.

“ a non-non- singing “ ? Isn’t that a double negative ??

So you do believe !!

I knew it all along

[geronimo]

Colin is veering to one side, could be a tyre blowout ... he was always taking a chance with those slicks .... and perhaps should have gone with some tread .....

[geronimo]

Trans is looking to pit stop but can't find the pitlane ......

[Justgrazing]

3 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

But no doubt impromptu Riverdance impersonations on the bonnet of passing cars are quite acceptable ..

And given there doesn't appear to be a problem with some of you're troop getting up to all sorts if shenanigans ( having scrutinised the photo a bit more , we are not now sure if it is just a Riverdance impersonation  ) on the bonnet of a car you will have no problem with one of the flock tap-dancing on the roof of a Ferrari .. 

 

Edited December 30, 2017 by Justgrazing
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[geronimo]

And here comes Colin for the tyre change ...... 1,2,3,4 .. 4.87 seconds, almost a record ......

[transam]

Just now, geronimo said:

Trans is looking to pit stop but can't find the pitlane ......

I am going for a beer, I can find that pit nooooo ploblem......

[geronimo]

Trans looks at his fuel gauge ... seems to be running on fumes...

[geronimo]

Just now, transam said:

I am going for a beer, I can find that pit nooooo ploblem......

I know you have two hidden behind the CPU case .....

[transam]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Trans looks at his fuel gauge ... seems to be running on fumes...

Nooo, I posted those last week....

[geronimo]

Baboon has picked up the pace ........ and has his eyes fixed firmly on the rear spoiler of Colin's chair .....

[geronimo]

Don't forget runners, after you cross the line, turn left and hand in your urine samples .......

[geronimo]

Chang might not want to sponsor T next year ... something about a bottle of warm Leo .......

[canuckamuck]

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Don't forget runners, after you cross the line, turn left and hand in your urine samples .......

They've been serving up urine samples all year, that's what got them nominated.

[JLCrab]

The advertising world great David Ogilvy, CBE, is know for the line:
"If you have nothing to say, sing it."
The line here could be: "If you have nothing to sing, say it -- or at least put up an emoji."

 

Edited December 30, 2017 by JLCrab

[geronimo]

Smoke is billowing out of T's hood vents, maybe his V8 has taken up vaping .... or something more serious ......

[sipi]

So this is it. A clean fight on points.

No punching below the belt?

No eye gouging? 

No insulating each others cats?

 

[geronimo]

T's mechanics are beside themselves ....

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, sipi said:

So this is it. A clean fight on points.

No punching below the belt?

No eye gouging? 

No insulating each others cats?

 

Eye gouging has been allowed since 2015 ....

[JLCrab]

23 minutes ago, transam said:

You were there in Nov....2010...?

No. But it seems typical of you that if I want to know how great was your rendition of 'My Way' I should ask a dead person.

Edited December 30, 2017 by JLCrab

[geronimo]

Just now, geronimo said:

Eye gouging has been allowed since 2015 ....

and insulating cats in Thailand is not a good idea ......

[transam]

Just now, geronimo said:

T's mechanics are beside themselves ....

And they know sod all about PC's....

[geronimo]

A coachload of yet to vote members has been spotted in Korat ....... and there are 22 on board, which would just about carry Colin over the line .....

Edited December 30, 2017 by geronimo