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Whiter Wang: Thai men can now get laser treatment to lighten their penises

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13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

to lighten their penises

Do they really need to lighten it, usually Thai ladies like an heavy penis..

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13 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

Congratulations, it’s a boy. 

Caption of the year. Brilliant.

13 hours ago, survivalblue said:

This has all the factors of going horribly wrong.  Scary to say the least.

from what i hear Thai men really have nothing to lose :cheesy:

On 10/12/2017 at 10:09 PM, JustAnotherFarang said:

Liar liar

Well that's nuts

So they think that having a different coloured penis will give them more of a chance . Why don’t they offer a rainbow coloured one or a different colour for every day of the week ???

Oh my Oh My driving back home from London today wife comes out with a good one (facebook) Thai Hiso puts pic of her on bed but in background her other half is naked on bed and pic shows little whats that thing that comes under legs i forget, is the size of a pin, had to pull over at services as laughter in car was much bigger than motorway could handle. Little dicks no brains now where would I be if I had no brain and little dick I ask?

Wiser Somchai: Thai men can now get better treatment to lighten up their brains.  :shock1:

12 minutes ago, crazykopite said:

So they think that having a different coloured penis will give them more of a chance . Why don’t they offer a rainbow coloured one or a different colour for every day of the week ???

Of course, you haven't read the whole story? That's only working when also using the penis stretch to twice the size method. 

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Anyone wanna send 'em an email for a quote?

Q. How much per inch?

Q. Is there a discount for African Men...?

 

:laugh::laugh:

Any effective laser to make Thais more intelligent?

1 minute ago, wvavin said:

Any effective laser to make Thais more intelligent?

Yep, but no hope for the little general.

Great.....now what about length and girth??!!

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:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

why would a thai want to lighten his crank? who's going to see it? AND he runs the real danger of it being attacked by a bird if he goes out in his yard naked@! the birds may think it is a worm and chomp down on it!

I imagine it's a pretty short procedure.

14 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

Thailand 4.0

It also says a lot about the economy when even doctors have to take on 'Mini Jobs'.

Much ado about not very much.

 

I was dumbfounded when I read the subject.I was thinking as A whole the Asian penis isn’t all that heavy.And they want it less heavy.I said somethings wrong here.

if they full around with the lights off the women won’t Know how dark it is anyway,lol.

I dint understand , that most man , reduce same self. to a small piece of their body, and it doesnt matter in what country.

The chance to get a woman is very low..if man reduces him self" to a big or small piece of hanging meat"

......thats not only a thai problem

4 hours ago, webfact said:

“What if your skin becomes spotted?” he asked rhetorically. 

it's a British delicacy, and it comes in a can, too

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what a great waste of a medical doctor's education.
(if a medically trained person is involved that is.)

bunch of dipsticks

If this is really true then one might start to see a conformation of the mental state of Thai men.

Lighten your penis?

 

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Brain surgery

15 hours ago, Coconutman said:

Its not the color that is the problem 

CORRECT

14 hours ago, Thian said:

The other day i walked in chinatown when a streetvendor selling sextoys was calling me all the time.

 

Finally i looked at him and he wanted to sell me a dildo.....in my best Thai i told him that was a fallang chang noi since it was so big and pink.....thai don't have that i told him.

 

He got nervous from me speaking thai and about dildo's so i gave him a little more. I told him a lot about fallang chang nois and yais and that the girls love the color of them.

 

The man got more shy and even did some steps back from his stand...so i started speaking louder about all he was selling and he even turned his back to me, so ashamed he was.

 

He'll never call a farang again i bet......55555

Wow. Amazing.

Reminds me of an old sitcom, "Never mind the quality, feel the width".

So many members well versed regarding size of thai penis.

 

Gotta wonder what their first experience was in Thailand :(

16 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Ahh, so it's obviouitly pinkish penises that girls prefer to see, comforting to know that!

And you thought It was because you were such a hansum man, when It's really been your pinky......or perhaps your cash??

1 hour ago, klauskunkel said:

it'sita British delicacy, and it comes in a can, too

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Many a British girl can attest to 'It' being a delicacy!

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