15 minutes ago, F4UCorsair said:

And you thought It was because you were such a hansum man, when It's really been your pinky......or perhaps your cash??

I always though it was the cash!...I'm going to increase my insurance coverage now.

15 hours ago, Forethat said:

Lighten the penis..? Not a bad idea at all actually, I've experienced periods myself when mine has felt a bit heavy.

Funny you should say that Forethat , just this AM before even reading this I was having my first P of the day and I thought mine felt heavy , I was weighing it up and peed all over the seat.  OK that time of the day most of the blood is in the smaller brain but no excuse really eh ?   71 yo next month , I wonder if I will start behaving my age and not shoe size this year.

A couple of weeks ago I am sure I heard the locals singing

" I'm dreaming of a whiter wang clitmutt "

I’m a faring and want a black penis can they do that?

Stupid as stupid can be! What to expect from a country who still believe in ghosts and the walking dead etc. Still I guess just maybe one up from 3rd world countries! ??

Jaysus, there are some nasty comments on here.

17 hours ago, KMartinHandyman said:

Maybe that correlates to their women having the worlds smallest place to put it!

and we love it!!!!

1 hour ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

So many members well versed regarding size of thai penis.

Gotta wonder what their first experience was in Thailand

 I suspect there was a stern lesson for some of the guys from some of the boys.

 

 

Edited January 5, 20188 yr by max2u

It's good to see that advances in medical science are put to good use..now if only someone could link this as an incentive scheme....like 1 year driving licenced without an accident or hacking someone with a machete and you get a free whitening...the possibilities are endless ?

Do they whiten your nads as well, or is that extra?

4 hours ago, Borzandy said:

Do they really need to lighten it, usually Thai ladies like an heavy penis..

It's not the size of the nail that counts but the gentleness and the passion of the hammer that drives the nail.

Ahhh....a new hub for Thailand.  The Asian man sized "albino junk"....   Goooo Thailand go!

I did not know you could make a lasers light tip so small?

This is nothing. My wife's ex got silicone balls placed under his cock shaft skin after she left. The pic below shows what they look like in a forearm. She had his Facebook password so we saw the pics and read the whole story. His new gf wanted them installed be cause he wasn't doing much damage down below. Go Google the real thing of you are adventurous but keep a vomit bag nearby. 

1 minute ago, csabo said:

This is nothing. My wife's ex got silicone balls placed under his cock shaft skin after she left. The pic below shows what they look like in a forearm. She had his Facebook password so we saw the pics and read the whole story. His new gf wanted them installed be cause he wasn't doing much damage down below. Go Google the real thing of you are adventurous but keep a vomit bag nearby. 

Seeing this picture reminds me of a joke. What is the height of selfishness? Turning your rough riders cdoms inside out.

What if they increase the melanin and it gets blacker? Will size increase as well? If so, sign me up! 

What a scam! All they need to do is dip it in a bucket of Haiter/bleach!

any jobs going ....  

31 minutes ago, csabo said:

This is nothing. My wife's ex got silicone balls placed under his cock shaft skin after she left. The pic below shows what they look like in a forearm. She had his Facebook password so we saw the pics and read the whole story. His new gf wanted them installed be cause he wasn't doing much damage down below. Go Google the real thing of you are adventurous but keep a vomit bag nearby. 

My bed bug bites look like that after 2 nights in Mixay guest house Vientiane!

Oh my giddy aunt! The TV adverts swarm with ' skin lighten creams' for women now I suppose we'll see similar for men's 'piss-tools'. Mind you, it might get a laugh or two if they do.

5 hours ago, manta said:

Well that's nuts

Something amiss here as I never posted the "liar liar" remark in this forum which was replied to by Manta.  My post was made in the Prawit forum regarding where he obtained the watches from.

 

JAF

Edited January 5, 20188 yr by JustAnotherFarang

I didn't know that they admired foreigners to that extend !

Proud to be a model for all Asian guys !

 

 

19 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

Is that " Willy. B. Better. " on the bench

You just leave mine alone

ENLARGEMENT would be more necessary....

What a job to have on your CV 'for the last two years I was a wang whitener'. Well technology is going forward in leaps and bounds, what difference does the colour make to a woman, give the wang a strawberry taste, now that would be something.

19 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

Wait doctor, don’t cut that...it’s not the umbilical cord

Does that include installation of LEDs?

3 hours ago, Winky Wilson said:

 f’m a fitring and want a black penis can they do that?

I can do that for you WW.  

 

Crunching It between a couple of bricks will turn It black.......... doesn't hurt, If I keep my thumbs clear.

 

 

Lets turn this little ant eater into an albino!