Popular Post sipi Posted May 22, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Ask the neighbours to turn the music down. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevvy Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Dont ask locals directions where something is, they tell you anything , i think it is called saving face ... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 37 minutes ago, Peterw42 said: A great idea for a thread but I fear it will become " I will never, trust a bar-girl, go to pattaya, buy a condo, invest in Thailand " again thread. In my case, "I will never do that again", is usually followed by "and we will never speak of it again" Yes I agree. But I was actually thinking that there are many things I will never do because of me not them. Guaranteed I will never go crazy at Songkran again like a youngster. Unfortunately I am just too bloody old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 55Jay Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, Jonathan Fairfield said: Take a minivan Especially one that doesn't belong to you. ? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 Longboat on the Mekong? Maybe, if you provide life jackets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Ask a moto taxi guy "get me there quickly". 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Karaoke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Well, i have to confess, i'll never try a relationship with a bar girl again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Just now, mauGR1 said: Well, i have to confess, i'll never try a relationship with a bar girl again. The next one will be different. 1000% sure! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 3 hours ago, sipi said: Eat boiled snake. Once was too often. Ditto. Mine was barbecued. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyfromanotherforum Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) I will never be single again. I will never be a virgin again? Edited May 22, 2018 by theguyfromanotherforum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ivor bigun Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Go back and live in EnglandSent from my SM-A720F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said: I will never be single again. I will never be a virgin again? I agree with the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Participate in inane threads on Internet forums.......oh hang on a minute [emoji15]Sent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pgrahmm Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Have or want a western woman... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post user564545 Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Mix up my Anusol and toothpaste tubes. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Never take 3rd class train from BKK - CNX, only ticket i could get, no seats ,i was knackered standing most of the way,ended up sitting on an old woman's knee. regards worgeordie 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, worgeordie said: Never take 3rd class train from BKK - CNX, only ticket i could get, no seats ,i was knackered standing most of the way,ended up sitting on an old woman's knee. regards worgeordie You took a train ? to the airport? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lemonjelly Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Never leave my car in a multi story car park again without making a note of 1) which floor it’s on and 2) which mult story car park it is. 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, pgrahmm said: You took a train ? to the airport? If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot of people knew that. regards worgeordie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, worgeordie said: If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot of people knew that. regards worgeordie Those are the international airport designation codes...... Did the train ever get off the ground? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 CM is the abbreviation for Chiang Mai. Nothing to do with airports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pgrahmm Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Just now, Justfine said: CM is the abbreviation for Chiang Mai. Nothing to do with airports. Correct - but we're inadvertently derailing a fun topic.... 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lacessit Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Eat food in a restaurant that has no other customers. Ditto street stalls. Stay in Bangkok more than one night. Give any woman my honest opinion. Play golf in pissing rain. Expect a Thai to think logically. Eat any Thai dish that has red liquid. Take my Thai GF to Australia. Buy Telstra shares. Eat durian. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post observer90210 Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 Taking an official taxi and not using Uber/Grab if available in the area. Swimming at the beach in Pattaya perhaps...hum ? ? Not checking before that the georgeous beauty flirting in the club, or by the beach is not a lady boy !! Buying anything from the Duty Free at BKK ! ? Paying at restaurants without checking the bill and without noting the prices beforehand from the menu. Believing the cutie busty hottie at the bar, giving me my weekly therapy, saying I am so hansum (even though it's not true) ? Short time dating [and s*x] with a female wearing any official uniform with golden wings !! ?✈️ Not bringing a sufficient stock of condoms from Europe, during the lovely autum/winter stay in Thailand. ? Trusting the reputable indian tailors to deliver on time ! ⏳ Believing some of the rubbish spread by farangs in Thailand ! ? Not having sex with the hottie 30 something maid, when it's obvious that she wants to make in a bit of overtime ! Buying overpriced farang food items from the big scale grocery supermarkets. Not planning sufficient visa run or short break trips to Vietnam or KL ?️ Not having sufficient stock of 100 THB notes for paying "the toll fees" at police racket check points. ? Using an agent for administrative formalities. The fine advice given here by the specialists can avoid spending extra for nothing. Not using the reliable home delivery service, offered by the georgeous "health and well being" therapists ! Eating too often at european cuisine restaurants that are just ripoffs, when the local or other Asian restaurants in Thailand are such a feast and more reasonable !? Spending on consumer items or services, without triple checking by a Thai, if it costs same [or more] then back in one's farang home town (exception to medical, food and booze). Using a toilet, just after a Chinese tour bus has stopped in the area. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Trust a fart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Rent a room for 100 Baht a night on a paradise beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Having sex after a massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfine Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Pay extra for breakfast and expect decent bacon and eggs in a guesthouse. 2 overcooked cold eggs, 1 sad piece of c grade ham pretending to be bacon , 2 tiny horrible sausages, crappy white bread, coffee that tastes like muddy water and one sad piece of poor lettuce and a slice of unripe tomato that was sprayed with harmful chemicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 Use a squat toilet unless there is absolutely no other choice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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