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A Smart Guy

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An elderly man had owned a large property for several years. He had a pond

in the next paddock, fixed up nice - picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and

some mango and avocado trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for

swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down

to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He

grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the

pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer

he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made

the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of

the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old

man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make

you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

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