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WATCH: Horrific moment crocodile mauls arm of keeper in northern Thailand

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The touch of a small drop of water or fly at the moent the arm is in the mounth is enough to trigger the snap effect of the jaw.

 

Gambling with this is as in the casino with the roulette table. The house always wins.

 

 

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  • worgeordie
    worgeordie

    "before teasing it with a stick ", you would think common sense would tell you ,don't do that to a crocodile. regards worgeordie

  • cornishcarlos
    cornishcarlos

    Bet he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous !!

  • other dude only washes the blood away..."nothing to see here"

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How many stitches? 

...not so many compared to all videos on Youtube on the same subject crocodile maul keeper in Thailand:sad:

53 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

He's referred to as a keeper. Perhaps this painful little incident will teach him to keeper his arms and head out of the reptiles mouth?

Have my doubts, rather a quick Clean-Up, a Wai, a kiss on the Amulett and then back to keep the show going on...:clap2:

7 hours ago, worgeordie said:

"before teasing it with a stick ", you would think common sense

would tell you ,don't do that to a crocodile.

regards worgeordie

A Thai and common sense??

These Crocodile Somchais should let the Japanese girls do the teasing part. They're way better in doing that, methinks. Innit?

Edited by jenny2017

Stupidity has no limit!

7 hours ago, mok199 said:

bet that thai croc beater is looking for an office job today

No! He can now only be a one armed paper hanger.

 

Hope he recovers okay.

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I think I know that gaff. Some bright spark had the brilliant idea of taking Primary 5 there for their school day out last year.

 

I spent the whole day paranoid, constantly counting children - the most stressful day in my life!

that guy put his hand quite deep in the croc's mouth possibly irritating the animal thereby. hope he recovers soon.

this is his livelihood.no one loves to risk his life or limbs. he was doing the act for a living. good thing he croc let him 

extract his hand from its mouth. it could have been far worse.

25 minutes ago, lvr181 said:

No! He can now only be a one armed paper hanger.

 

Hope he recovers okay.

Or

unarmed combat

or

short-hand typist

 

3 hours ago, Father Fintan Stack said:

A nice head and shoulder bite here:

 

 

At least a brain injury wasn't possible.

I often put my feet in Crocs without any bloodshed what an amateur..

1 hour ago, lvr181 said:

No! He can now only be a one armed paper hanger.

 

Hope he recovers okay.

 

9 hours ago, mok199 said:

bet that thai croc beater is looking for an office job today

I bet he is good at short hand

2 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Something along this theme perhaps:

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Hey, just noticed there's no "wife" or "mia noi" in your plan. What's wrong?

4 minutes ago, hobobo said:

Hey, just noticed there's no "wife" or "mia noi" in your plan. What's wrong?

It's obviously kept on the top shelf, out of sight. Don't want to be washing dirty linen in public.

 

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

Or

unarmed combat

or

short-hand typist

 

One bite closer for a working visa dedicated as a One Armed Bandit in Las Vegas…:whistling:

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2 hours ago, jenny2017 said:

These Crocodile Somchais should let the Japanese girls do the teasing part. They're way better in doing that, methinks. Innit?

''Teasing''!!!, the somchai was in up to his shoulder...more like an examination..

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speliings

7 minutes ago, mok199 said:

''Teasing''!!!, the somchai was in up to his shoulder...more like an examination..

It looks like he wanted to keep it on a arms length distance - you know, "Safety First"...:whistling:

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It is still a wild animal after all, and a dangerous one at that!  Taunting it for entertainment is asking for trouble!

Maybe the crock mistook him for a buffalo.

(Understandable)

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43 minutes ago, mok199 said:

''Teasing''!!!, the somchai was in up to his shoulder...more like an examination..

Somchai was in way too far and came to the point in the croc's neck where it will lock up from alone. Somchai should have tried it with his finger in his arse first. Who in his right mind would lay his arm in a crocodile's mouth? ?

   

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15 minutes ago, TechnikaIII said:

Maybe the crock mistook him for a buffalo.

(Understandable)

Please never say that to a Somchai, or one of his sisters. That's worse than saying    2xr3905v2,36-75ywsqx923547c5 to somebody. 

3 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

Please never say that to a Somchai, or one of his sisters. That's worse than saying    2xr3905v2,36-75ywsqx923547c5 to somebody. 

I wasn't born yesterday ... ?

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seems like the crock had had enough of his arm being pushed or thrusted down its throat ! what do he expect crunch time was here, did not chase him or pursue just get your fn arm out of my throat, 

Well done croc, next time snap off the moron's head!

9 hours ago, TechnikaIII said:

Maybe the crock mistook him for a buffalo.

(Understandable)

I don't think so - the croc wouldn't be able to see his brain. :smile:

20 hours ago, worgeordie said:

"before teasing it with a stick ", you would think common sense

would tell you ,don't do that to a crocodile.

regards worgeordie

You are forgetting mate. this is Thailand  - nothing common in sense here

Oops,  that's a bit fierce.

Hope he recovers,  but maybe he should  stop messing about with crocodiles.

They do see us as lunch,  not play mates !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :jap:

 

20 hours ago, mok199 said:

bet that thai croc beater is looking for an office job today

Only if he can type one-handed.

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