tutsiwarrior Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 yeah, I was on a pub quiz team and we were arguing 'it's Billy Joel!!!' 'get outta here ye little punk, the 4 seasons were around before yew were born...' but he was right and we lost because of my mistake...an ignominious defeat...but at least we were in a pub in Jakarta so things weren't taken seriously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 havta admit that the Brinkley woman in the video is quite a dish but I didn't notice at the time...too involved with a surfing/existentialist reality...plus they were east coast anyway... my 6' girlfriend 'oh...will you put that acid away and make love to me...' when the doors of perception are opened they shall then never be shuttered...and then the LSD epiphany 'I'm doing something wrong here...' and there were trees that agreed with me... and the rest as they say is history... representational art is good for propaganda purposes and I'm not saying that socialist realism has no merit but acid and impressionism blend well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Welcome all to another year of bad taste and noise.local We have a village intellectuals pub quiz every month, from the September session; What was the world famous saying created by the captain when in 1852 HMS birkenhead struck an uncharted rock at full speed and sank? Some wiseass at the back shouted out. "F' it". Anyway, my world famous to you lot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 yeah, I was on a pub quiz team and we were arguing 'it's Billy Joel!!!' 'get outta here ye little punk, the 4 seasons were around before yew were born...' but he was right and we lost because of my mistake...an ignominious defeat...but at least we were in a pub in Jakarta so things weren't taken seriously... Kinda reminds me of my youth.Used to hang around in the pub drinking excessively and to make it a bit more interesting used to play a lot of drinking games .One particular day someone came up with “name a popular artist beginning with “ starts at A and whoever couldn’t think of one had to drink a large mouthful and then started with B etc etc Was going well until Z when someone says ( using Brit English) zed zed Top !!To quote Phil “ man we just fell about the place “ !Of course in those days heaven was a pint of bitter on the table and this on the jukebox . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 the pub quiz killer question 'what is the odor of corruption?' and you win a point if you even mention Dostoyevski... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, tutsiwarrior said: the pub quiz killer question 'what is the odor of corruption?' and you win a point if you even mention Dostoyevski... Flatulence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tutsiwarrior Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 29 minutes ago, talahtnut said: Flatulence? heathen! yer not supposed to stink when yer dead if yer holy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, tutsiwarrior said: heathen! yer not supposed to stink when yer dead if yer holy... Only things holey here mate is me socks, underpants, and bottom of me car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 yahs...them drinkin' games, one time with some mates in a bar in south america and not a game in progress a guy rolled 5 'grandes' in a row (a cup with 5 dice as most of youse cosmpolitans would recognise) 5 x 5...and I looked and said a very low probability that it would happen and he just sighed and said yeah too bad there wasn't a game goin' on... later in high school about the same time a dude comes up and sez 'you think yer bad??? well choose off, I'll drink yer ass under the table'...and we got to the venue and he expected us to drink glass after glass until someone vomited...and I said no, we drink until someone passes out or can't stand up without assistance, like gentlemen...these latinos and their machismo are such foolish creatures...all hat and no cowboy, etc...he was a middle class kid so I forgave him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, talahtnut said: Only things holey here mate is me socks, underpants, and bottom of me car. urk...a blaspheming heathen as well...get yerself some new underwear and take the bus...I've always found that there's a nice bakery selling ham salad baps and small cartons of fresh milk fer yer tea at work near the bus stop...my supervisor in the east midlands would become upset when we handled documents after a bacon butty...my colleagues referred to him as 'an old woman'...but he was an OK administrator for an apprentice boy, us university educated types were a bunch of slobs with bad habits and wrinkled clothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, tutsiwarrior said: urk...a blaspheming heathen as well...get yerself some new underwear and take the bus...I've always found that there's a nice bakery selling ham salad baps and small cartons of fresh milk fer yer tea at work near the bus stop...my supervisor in the east midlands would become upset when we handled documents after a bacon butty...my colleagues referred to him as 'an old woman'...but he was an OK administrator for an apprentice boy, us university educated types were a bunch of slobs with bad habits and wrinkled clothing... All me second hand underwear is now broken in and comfy now thanks. One evening I knocked on my mates door with a 4lb club hammer an shouted 'open up, Essex Police', I could hear a lot of scuffling about inside, and it was a long time before the door opened. Not surprising really, as nothing any good has ever come out of Felsted Idiot School. he he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Digitalbanana said: Blind Lemon Jefferson - Happy New Year Blues [1928 - Remastered 2018] Thanks for that, DB. Some nice tracks on that remastered disc. Definitely will add to my Christmas tunes collection. Is it too late for an X-Mas song? Nah . . . the lights don't come down until May or June, right? (I had our Merry Christmas sign hanging on our front door until last September. We don't use the front door so outta sight, outta mind, ya know. A bit shocked when I did finally see it, LOL.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaps Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 .. so .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 RIP Ray Sawyer who passed away yesterday "only" 81 years old. I remember Dr Hook from the 70's, and they had some great pop songs and live shows back then , here are some of the highlights . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I love this dreamy shit............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 cuz it reminds me of this great movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Me mississs mates just gone home, an im half gone but that song is simply beautiful, i remember buying thesheet music 64/65. music doesnt get betterthan that, sheer nectar of the gods..so nice to have someone of good taste on this topic, all the others are a bit, well, you know. Quote Looks like a bad sart to new yaer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 hour ago, talahtnut said: Me mississs mates just gone home, an im half gone but that song is simply beautiful, i remember buying thesheet music 64/65. music doesnt get betterthan that, sheer nectar of the gods..so nice to have someone of good taste on this topic, all the others are a bit, well, you know. Musically speaking, you would have hit it off with my mum (God rest her soul) splendidly, talahtnut. LOL Now this is Mancini when he rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 One of my mum's favs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 My tastes were more aligned with Green River. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 37 minutes ago, Tippaporn said: My tastes were more aligned with Green River. Tittiporn, you aint got no taste. You should know, I'm dynamite with mature ladies, mate, If I'd met your mum for a night, she wouldn't be the same woman after, man, me thai missis is 50, she got the behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Digitalbanana Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Bert Jansch - January Man [1973] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Young lady got skills !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Theres a cat in that geetar... Two ladies wiv music skills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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