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A woman had been on the game for four years and was worried about the size of her f@nny on her wedding night, so she decided to tell her new husband she caught it climbing over a fence.

 

After an hour in bed with her he said, "how far across the field where you before you realised it was caught?".

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

I'm a bit wet behind the ears when it comes to this industry!  Does that meen I'm qualified for a job interview?

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Did the civilisation of ancient Egypt break down because it was essentially just a massive pyramid scheme?

I believe it was the original "Crypto" currency but run by the Mummie's union who had it all wrapped up before the guys who gave a tootin came in and raided the tombs!

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, fangless said:

I believe it was the original "Crypto" currency but run by the Mummie's union who had it all wrapped up before the guys who gave a tootin came in and raided the tombs!

 

Sounds like a Pharaoh story to me!

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