Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[DezLez]

21 hours ago, jvs said:

I remember the color of the eyes of all of my Thai dates and some did not have small boobs.

Or small male tackle to go with their big boobs!

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[ballpoint]

3 hours ago, VBF said:

It's easy if you try...... ????

You're a dreamer.

[DezLez]

[chickenslegs]

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

You're a dreamer.

He's not the only one.

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[carlyai]

10 hours ago, ballpoint said:

You're a dreamer.

Let it be ...

[ballpoint]

Lion King F.C. have made a great start to the season.
A win away, a win away, a win away.

[ballpoint]

I just heard that our local prosthetics shop is changing hands.

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I walked down a road where all the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1Mb.
That was a trip down Memory Lane.

[ballpoint]

I've been cross breeding dogs, without much success.

First I crossed a Bulldog with a Terrier and got a Terribull dog.

Then I crossed a Bloodhound with a Labrador and got a Blabador, that barks incessantly.

Finally I crossed a Bulldog with a Shih tzu, and got a, well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

 

 

 

 

Edited October 14, 2022 by ballpoint

[ballpoint]

Note that I didn't mention any Collies in my previous post.

Today's a Ban Collie Day.

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I asked my wife to pretend she was a schoolgirl for our anniversary.

She brought a note from her mum saying she had a headache.
 

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I said to my wife "I have taught the dog Morse code".
The dog tapped his paw..
My wife asked "what did he say?"
"woof" I replied.

[DezLez]

48 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I walked down a road where all the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1Mb.
That was a trip down Memory Lane.

RAMming jokes down our throats again!

[DezLez]

50 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I just heard that our local prosthetics shop is changing hands.

Do they have any free hand-outs?

[degrub]

10 minutes ago, DezLez said:

RAMming jokes down our throats again!

The power of two….

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